Volunteers required for semi Final (3 Viewers)

[Covkid1968#]

Depending on the scale of the problem I’m Looking to organise a mob of up to potentially 200 people to round up any supporters displaying a Cov Man Utd half n half scarf in the lead up to kick off.

No experience required but must be comfortable with random acts of irrational loss of self control against complete strangers.

You will need to turn up with your own herding tool. Pitchforks, tazors cattle prods are all fine.

 

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[Calista]

Nick's got two feet that may come in useful.

 

[skyblue_55]

Can’t we just shoot them ?

 

[MTK]

Can’t we just shoot them ?

If they are grown ups, definitely. Kids want souvenirs don’t they, but we could give them jester hats instead

 

[Covkid1968#]

Can’t we just shoot them ?

Completely different set of skills….any old dickhead can herd, which is why I’ve asked on here.

 

[stevefloyd]

I wouldn't have that filth around my neck

 

[Ooh Ah]

I'd be up for joining the specialist unit dealing with those found wearing an old Oxford/Exeter/Luton half n half scarf. Think we need to up the game from containment for this bunch of bad boys. How about the old Lady Godiva punishment?

 

[Darth Robins]

Nick's got two feet that may come in useful.

Both of them are left though.

 

[Bad Boy]

Depending on the scale of the problem I’m Looking to organise a mob of up to potentially 200 people to round up any supporters displaying a Cov Man Utd half n half scarf in the lead up to kick off.

No experience required but must be comfortable with random acts of irrational loss of self control against complete strangers.

You will need to turn up with your own herding tool. Pitchforks, tazors cattle prods are all fine.

I’m your man for that my friend and despite moving away from the beautiful Staffordshire Moorlands I still know plenty of people that live up on the hills around Biddulph Moor that would happily ‘have a chat’ with the half n half scarfers.

 

[Sbarcher]

I see a business opportunity here. A pair of scissors and hey presto, 2 junior scarves.

 

[skybluericoh]

Remember when you could purchase shirts with half England and half Coventry on. My dad got the Utd/City one, some people must still have them

I know the guy that came up with that, club and country it started as. Lives in Dubai or somewhere now, but I bet he will be back for this. Last saw him at the Green man

 

[Bernie Rhodes Nose]

Depending on the scale of the problem I’m Looking to organise a mob of up to potentially 200 people to round up any supporters displaying a Cov Man Utd half n half scarf in the lead up to kick off.

No experience required but must be comfortable with random acts of irrational loss of self control against complete strangers.

You will need to turn up with your own herding tool. Pitchforks, tazors cattle prods are all fine.

Mark Robbins?

 

[Tommo1993]

People in hi vis vests windmilling all the half scarf cretins. It’d be great to see.

 

[wingy]

Remember when you could purchase shirts with half England and half Coventry on. My dad got the Utd/City one, some people must still have them

Did know the lad who started that!

 

[LastGarrison]

Did know the lad who started that!

Pretty sure I got the Old Man a half Ireland/half Cov one from a shop down Empess Arcade on the Binley Road (might have been from an Irish shop) but must have been close on 30 years ago.

Fuck me that's unlocked a memory.

 

[wingy]

Pretty sure I got the Old Man a half Ireland/half Cov one from a shop down Empess Arcade on the Binley Road (might have been from an Irish shop) but must have been close on 30 years ago.

Fuck me that's unlocked a memory.

Yeah it was the Manufacturer I was thinking of, But your right also!!

 

[hamertime]

Depending on the scale of the problem I’m Looking to organise a mob of up to potentially 200 people to round up any supporters displaying a Cov Man Utd half n half scarf in the lead up to kick off.

No experience required but must be comfortable with random acts of irrational loss of self control against complete strangers.

You will need to turn up with your own herding tool. Pitchforks, tazors cattle prods are all fine.

I’d say strangle them then hang them by the half and half scarfs

 

[hamertime]

Pretty sure I got the Old Man a half Ireland/half Cov one from a shop down Empess Arcade on the Binley Road (might have been from an Irish shop) but must have been close on 30 years ago.

Fuck me that's unlocked a memory.

They were a thing, some had half Cov / rangers or Celtic hats in west terrace

 

[hamertime]

Need some amnesty bins outside the stadium for the half and half brigade, if they don’t comply then teeth out.

 

[Mild-Mannered Janitor]

The final one will be a bit odd being all sky blue, can it be called half and half then?