An ode to Mark Robins (5 Viewers)

[Sky Blue Pete]

To Mark Robins, our steadfast guide,
In Coventry's blue, you stand with pride.
Your leadership, a beacon bright,
Guides our team through every fight.

With wisdom deep and vision clear,
You steer us through both hope and fear.
Through ups and downs, you lead the way,
In Robins' hands, we trust and stay.

On fields of green, your tactics bloom,
As players dance and goals consume.
With every win, your legend grows,
In Coventry's heart, your story flows.

So here's to you, Mark Robins dear,
In Coventry's sky, forever near.
With each victory, your name we sing,
Our coach, our hero, long live the king!

attributed to chat gpt

 

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[stay_up_skyblues]

 

[ptr]

Have you started drinking already?

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

To the tune of greensleeves

 

[rob9872]

I'm not sure I know how to respond to this.

 

[Samo]

I mean its well constructed Pete but I think poetry and football are not a great mix.
Love, daffodil's and beauty yes, football not so much.

 

[rob9872]

I mean its well constructed Pete but I think poetry and football are not a great mix.
Love, daffodil's and beauty yes, football not so much.

United are red
We're in Sky Blue
They'll score fek all
We'll get at least two

 

[Otis]

To Mark Robins,
You're the best
You'd look good, even in vest
You're all no nonsense and straight to the point
With my sword, I'd thee anoint
You're under the radar and not in the news
Except in the post match, with your pissed off views
I'd make you King and kiss your feet
I bet for your cereal, you have three Shredded Wheat

 

[Levship20]

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

I'm not sure I know how to respond to this.

Golden buzzer

 

[SBAndy]

Don’t think it’ll catch on.

 

[torchomatic]

There once was a player called Maguire
Who was United and England's desire
But try as he might
He couldn't stop Wright
Or Simms, a striker on fire

 

[Samo]

There are some very talented and funny people on this site.

 

[Otis]

There once was a man called Fernades
Who was from Porto and not from the Andes
With the slightest of touch, it became all too much
Because he had such delicate feet and soft handies.

 

[Darth Robins]

There are some very talented and funny people on this site.

I've seen some bullshit posted on here over the years, but that takes the cake.

 

[Otis]

I've seen some bullshit posted on here over the years, but that takes the cake.

I think it's biscuit isn't it.

 

[Darth Robins]

I think it's biscuit isn't it.

I was trying to avoid paying tax!

 

[Covcraig@bury]

To Mark Robins, our steadfast guide,
In Coventry's blue, you stand with pride.
Your leadership, a beacon bright,
Guides our team through every fight.

With wisdom deep and vision clear,
You steer us through both hope and fear.
Through ups and downs, you lead the way,
In Robins' hands, we trust and stay.

On fields of green, your tactics bloom,
As players dance and goals consume.
With every win, your legend grows,
In Coventry's heart, your story flows.

So here's to you, Mark Robins dear,
In Coventry's sky, forever near.
With each victory, your name we sing,
Our coach, our hero, long live the king!

attributed to chat gpt

Pure poetry, nearly brought a tear to me

Glass eye

 

[clint van damme]

To Mark Robins, our steadfast guide,
In Coventry's blue, you stand with pride.
Your leadership, a beacon bright,
Guides our team through every fight.

With wisdom deep and vision clear,
You steer us through both hope and fear.
Through ups and downs, you lead the way,
In Robins' hands, we trust and stay.

On fields of green, your tactics bloom,
As players dance and goals consume.
With every win, your legend grows,
In Coventry's heart, your story flows.

So here's to you, Mark Robins dear,
In Coventry's sky, forever near.
With each victory, your name we sing,
Our coach, our hero, long live the king!

attributed to chat gpt

And they reckon AI will take over the world? When it's churning out that bollocks?

 

[Sick Boy]

How about: “get into ‘em, fuck ‘em up”

To the tune of Greensleeves.

 

[SBT]

Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Tick tick tick tick - Robins
(to the tune of Greensleeves)

 

[procdoc]

Chat GPT really has lot to answer for:

In the theatre of green where battles are clean,
A duel unfolds that few have foreseen:
Ben Sheaf in the midst, with vigor and vim,
Challenging Casemiro, robust and grim.

The whistle blows, the crowd's roar swells,
In the heart of the pitch, the epic dwells.
Sheaf, like a dancer, moves with grace,
Stealing the sphere from Casemiro's embrace.

Casemiro, a titan, known far and wide,
With skills and might he's long applied,
Yet on this day, under this light,
Sheaf's shadow grows, surprisingly bright.

With every touch and every turn,
Sheaf schools the master, keen to learn.
A twist, a pass, deft and sure,
Leaving the titan puzzled, demure.

The crowd gasps as Sheaf defies,
Turning the game with swift replies.
Casemiro’s stride begins to wane,
As Sheaf commands the domain.

Under the stadium's glowing beam,
Sheaf is the poet, the ball his theme.
Today he writes with feet so fleet,
A tale where giants admit defeat.

And when the final whistle blows,
Cheers erupt as each fan knows:
Though giants may rule with iron fist,
Underdogs rise through the midfield mist.

In this clash of fire and ice,
Ben Sheaf's name echoes, once, then twice.
For on this field, he's carved his lore,
Outplaying Casemiro, now and forevermore.

 

[Darth Robins]

Chat GPT really has lot to answer for:

The AI Apocalypse has only just begun. I don't think it fully understood the assignment, but it's still better than that twat on Twitter with his guitar.

An ode to Ben Sheaf by @stringentnonet937 | Suno

football chant to the tune of greensleeves song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

suno.com

 

[mmttww]

I was trying to avoid paying tax!

 

[mmttww]

Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Tick tick tick tick - Robins
(to the tune of Greensleeves)

Close the forum. Nothing's topping this.

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

 

[Tommo1993]

Sakamoto,
Wan-Bissaka.
Both Jedi names,
I’ve got no mates.

 

[mmttww]

Sakamoto,
Wan-Bissaka.
Both Jedi names,
I’ve got no mates.

Haiku?

 

[Tommo1993]

Haiku?

I’m not smart enough. It needs to be done in 3 lines and however many syllables

 

[Johhny Blue]

You sold Vic & Gus and Maxi

I couldn’t think of anything to rhyme with “Maxi”

 

[Tommo1993]

You sold Vic & Gus and Maxi

I couldn’t think of anything to rhyme with “Maxi”

I’ll give you a clue…

‘Robins’ and ‘Taxi’…

 

[oscillatewildly]

To the tune of greensleeves

Oh now you tell us. I've been riding around Coundon on a unicycle for the last hour singing this through a megaphone to the tune of Chas & Dave's 'Rabbit'.

 

[Bernie Rhodes Nose]

Haiku?

Bless you

 

[stevefloyd]

United are red
We're in Sky Blue
They'll score fek all
We'll get at least two

United are red and under par
We have been fucked by that VAR

 

[Cally Fedora]

Fairly stark comparison on Sunday wasn’t it. The useless Ten Haag presiding over a group of players who are to value for money what rump steak is to veganism. I just wonder if Robins, so directly visible, has put himself in the frame to replace him.