Summer transfer window 2024 (69 Viewers)

[Sbarcher]

To be totally honest I give her a good seeing to on the balcony. Around the pool a bloke said you dirty bastard . Him and his wife was having a night cap and seen it all . I never noticed them as it was quite dark . The wife pissed her side’s laughing, more of embarrassment. Can’t wait for later tonight as she half cut already.

Had a similar situation some years ago in Fueteventura. Tupping the wife on the balcony but didn’t notice the balconies were staggered. The people upstairs threw water on us. I bolted upstairs but they wouldn’t open the door. Anyway had a good laugh about it once I cooled off.

 

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[Saddlebrains]

Gimoc in the mud


Again

 

[HuckerbyDublinWhelan]

Gimoc in the mud


Again

2bf we’ve still got tomorrow and Sunday - I remember signing Simon Moore on a Saturday

 

[hill83]

Cancelled my tropical bucket hat order over this.

Thanks Doug

 

[skyblu3sk]

 

[Covcraig@bury]

Had a similar situation some years ago in Fueteventura. Tupping the wife on the balcony but didn’t notice the balconies were staggered. The people upstairs threw water on us. I bolted upstairs but they wouldn’t open the door. Anyway had a good laugh about it once I cooled off.

Inconsiderate buggers, should have warmed the water up first , could’ve killed the little chap and spoiled the moment

 

[robbiethemole]

Dirty, lucky fuckers

 

[SBAndy]

Cancelled my tropical bucket hat order over this.

Thanks Doug

So you’re saying we had to reduce our signing on bonus by a tenner and that’s made the deal fall through?

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

To be totally honest I give her a good seeing to on the balcony. Around the pool a bloke said you dirty bastard . Him and his wife was having a night cap and seen it all . I never noticed them as it was quite dark . The wife pissed her side’s laughing, more of embarrassment. Can’t wait for later tonight as she half cut already.

Had a similar situation some years ago in Fueteventura. Tupping the wife on the balcony but didn’t notice the balconies were staggered. The people upstairs threw water on us. I bolted upstairs but they wouldn’t open the door. Anyway had a good laugh about it once I cooled off.

I’d tell you both to get a room, but all things considered…

 

[Hobo]

Can someone who thinks their ITK just make a rumour up so I don’t feel pissed off !!!

Breaking ITK ..."Our summer transfer business is done...."

PS * They're

 

[Saddlebrains]

To be totally honest I give her a good seeing to on the balcony. Around the pool a bloke said you dirty bastard . Him and his wife was having a night cap and seen it all . I never noticed them as it was quite dark . The wife pissed her side’s laughing, more of embarrassment. Can’t wait for later tonight as she half cut already.

LADS LADS LADS

 

[Covcraig@bury]

Breaking ITK ..."Our summer transfer business is done...."

PS * They're

Point taken

 

[Covcraig@bury]

LADS LADS LADS

I wish I was a LAD , 62 with a young fit as fuck wife will kill me , thank god for them blue pills , what an invention

 

[Saddlebrains]

I wish I was a LAD , 62 with a young fit as fuck wife will kill me , thank god for them blue pills , what an invention

Fair play. I'm 34 soon and I can't even be arsed to shag anymore

 

[skyblu3sk]

Fair play. I'm 34 soon and I can't even be arsed to shag anymore

Is it after all those hand jobs you had to give out?

 

[Covcraig@bury]

Fair play. I'm 34 soon and I can't even be arsed to shag anymore

Have you tried a real woman ? Them blow up dolls are shit . Best bit was mine had a puncher and went down on me

 

[Northeast sky blue]

I'm 64 what's a shag

 

[Covcraig@bury]

I'm 64 what's a shag

An empty I think it’s called

 

[Covcraig@bury]

My wife’s having the time of her life , she’s not talking to me , I will get over it ….. need to find a bar with the footy on

 

[Hobo]

Point taken

I make similar mistakes mate

 

[Tomh111]

I wish I was a LAD , 62 with a young fit as fuck wife will kill me , thank god for them blue pills , what an invention

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[Covcraig@bury]

She’s a lucky fucker , balcony it is plenty in the tank x

 

[larry_david]

I'm not sure what's going on here but I'm invested!

 

[Covcraig@bury]

I'm not sure what's going on here but I'm invested!

There’s a sell on clause, but it’s negotiable

 

[SHUNT31]

She’s a lucky fucker , balcony it is plenty in the tank x

I would.

 

[Tomh111]

She’s a lucky fucker , balcony it is plenty in the tank x

Are you a cuck?

This is giving major cuck energy

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[skyblu3sk]

I'm 64 what's a shag

 

[skyblu3sk]

She’s a lucky fucker , balcony it is plenty in the tank x

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Fuck me we need a signing to disperse all the horny pensioners

 

[TomRad85]

Fuck me we need a signing to disperse all the horny pensioners

It does feel like a group wank is bubbling away here.

 

[Alkhen]

I do miss the days that the corporate boxes were changed into hotel rooms after matches at the Ricoh

 

[Hobo]

Fuck me we need a signing to disperse all the horny pensioners

Strangely enough some of our fans targets have been wank and are totally fucked.

 

[procdoc]

@BlueSkiesForever I’m curious to know, do you fancy British women as much as European women or is your stance the same as it is for footballers?!

 

[BlueSkiesForever]

@BlueSkiesForever I’m curious to know, do you fancy British women as much as European women or is your stance the same as it is for footballers?!

Hmmm tricky one, lots of nice European ladies out there tbf, I think Europeans probably have better looks overall but it’s obvs easier to talk to British women and all your conversations are more meaningful I suppose? Although I do have a thing for the Dutch and Australian accents

I think it’s easier to say I prefer European footballers to British ones though. Try and emulate what the best teams in the world do, don’t see any reason to do otherwise.

 

[BlueSkiesForever]

Btw I’m curious to know, where does the name @procdoc come from? You are a doctor of something? Proc? Whatever that may be?