Transfer Rumour Oliver Dovin (29 Viewers)

[WestEndAgro]

I'm gonna file this with the Doyle bollocks

 

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[fatso]

Argyle goalkeeper Michael Cooper turns down new contract

The Pilgrims are now ready to listen to offers for the talented 24-year-old shot-stopper during the summer transfer window

www.plymouthherald.co.uk

Right lads, let's all jump on this, make it a serious rumour, and see how long it takes Turner to claim it as a piece of inside journalism!

 

[Nick]

This twat refers to him as Blooper Keeper, I'd assume if we sign him, Dovin can refer to him a shite journo

Still won't beat Reda Johnson and "shit in your mouth" gate.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Still won't beat Reda Johnson and "shit in your mouth" gate.

He's had the decency to keep it there too and not delete it, which is very kind of him!

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

 

[Balli001]

Reading the article as well suggests they wont be in for another keeper either

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Reading the article as well suggests they wont be in for another keeper either

He’s their number 1. So they’re defo out of the race.

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

I'm gonna file this with the Doyle bollocks

His bollocks are filed away?!?!

Well…

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

His bollocks are filed away?!?!

Well…

Think @Covcraig@bury has a special filing cabinet for those

 

[2024/25 League 1 Champs?]

Disappointed we've got to page 3 with no suggested songs...

woah woah, your shots will never go in,
woah woah, cos we’ve got Olly Dovin
woah woah he punches all the balls away….
1,2,3,4….

 

[rob9872]

Disappointed we've got to page 3 with no suggested songs...

I'm not sure the SBA is ready for
Love Is In The Air, although we have had a few 70s Disco vibes before ...

Fantastic in the air,
Even better on the ground
Dovin Ol-i-ver,
Only cost a million pound

 

[Skyblue Bangkok]

The

Reading the article as well suggests they wont be in for another keeper either

Reading the article as well suggests they wont be in for another keeper either

They have no money , over 90 million in debt . Maybe they might find a few bob if they shove their hands down the back of the sofa. Boutique Club my arse.

 

[2024/25 League 1 Champs?]

woah woah, your shots will never go in,
woah woah, cos we’ve got Olly Dovin
woah woah he punches all the balls away….
1,2,3,4….

woah woah we’ve got Olly Dovin
woah woah we’ll never let a goal in
woah woah he punches all the balls awaaaaaaaaay
1,2,3,4….

 

[2024/25 League 1 Champs?]

…or, to the tune of Thunder by Imagine Dragons

blunder, jätteblunder
Dovin with the blunder blunder blunder,
jätteblunder,
Dovin with the blunder blunder

 

[StrettoBoy]

We've got a big swede on our side
Plays behind ten men in blue and white
Stopping goals is what he does best
And he plays for Sweden with Gyokeres.....


Might need some work

Nothing that a different tune and new lyrics couldn’t solve.

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

Any updates?

As these fucking songs everywhere are grinding my gears.

 

[wingy]

It's screaming Madness to me,"Wings of a dove"?

 

[David O'Day]

It's screaming Madness to me,"Wings of a dove"?

Gloves of a dove

 

[shmmeee]

Is it Duv-in or Doh-vin

 

[skybluecam]

Is it Duv-in or Doh-vin

 

[junglej13]

Seems other clubs also now being linked with Dovin. Anderlecht and some MLS teams.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Hammarby have identified Dovin’s replacement

 

[skybluecam]

Seems other clubs also now being linked with Dovin. Anderlecht and some MLS teams.

good thing we dovin first

 

[Evo1883]

This signing genuinely excites me, a 21year old Swedish international goalkeeper ..gonna make us millions

 

[WestEndAgro]

This signing genuinely excites me, a 21year old Swedish international goalkeeper ..gonna make us millions

He hasn't signed, and probably won't.

 

[Evo1883]

He hasn't signed, and probably won't.

That's fantastic news thanks

 

[BlueSkiesForever]

Sounds like good business tbf and I think he’ll be an upgrade on Collins (surely?), but I do wish he was just a couple inches taller

 

[JSL]

Sounds like good business tbf and I think he’ll be an upgrade on Collins (surely?), but I do wish he was just a couple inches taller

We can lower the cross bar at home games

 

[Skyblue Bangkok]

Sounds like good business tbf and I think he’ll be an upgrade on Collins (surely?), but I do wish he was just a couple inches taller

A corpse would be an upgrade on Collins.

 

[David O'Day]

Sounds like good business tbf and I think he’ll be an upgrade on Collins (surely?), but I do wish he was just a couple inches taller

Do you wish he was a baller?

 

[fatso]

Sounds like good business tbf and I think he’ll be an upgrade on Collins (surely?), but I do wish he was just a couple inches taller

I wish he was wider with fucking huge hands!

 

[skybluecam]

Sounds like good business tbf and I think he’ll be an upgrade on Collins (surely?), but I do wish he was just a couple inches taller

he's 6'2", not a midget

2 inches taller than collins

An inch taller than that Rotherham keeper everyone was creaming their pants about

 

[JSL]

I am sure he will be brilliant if it comes off

 

[Frankly_Mr_Shankly]

he's 6'2", not a midget

2 inches taller than collins

An inch taller than that Rotherham keeper everyone was creaming their pants about

Size isnt important…..apparently

 

[Winny the Bish]

All the ITKs one source must've been talking again, now Dawkins is hinting about Dovin.