Injuries (2 Viewers)

Nick

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Torp, sheaf, wright and rapha all out.

Sheaf and Wright were impact injuries and the other 2 not used to the levels so picked up injuries.

Let's hope the new setup, medical team and performance analysis aren't going to kill the team off before the season starts!!
 

Matt smith

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Torp, sheaf, wright and rapha all out.

Sheaf and Wright were impact injuries and the other 2 not used to the levels so picked up injuries.

Let's hope the new setup, medical team and performance analysis aren't going to kill the team off before the season starts!!
I thought it was very interesting Eccles talking about a new philosophy like we’re going to see some significant changes this year
 

Perennial Lurker

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History states that Sheaf out injured provides better form for us in general. Wouldn't wish it on anyone, but I'm looking forward to this forum apologising to me when we rip up the championship without him.
Mr Rogers Clown GIF
 

Matt smith

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Robins makes it sound like Sheaf and Haji have just turned their ankles. Obviously not ideal but if there's no ligament damage they'll be back for start of the season.
He said haji wasn’t in any significant pain so I’d imagine he’ll be back fairly quickly.
 

BlueSkiesForever

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History states that Sheaf out injured provides better form for us in general. Wouldn't wish it on anyone, but I'm looking forward to this forum apologising to me when we rip up the championship without him.

Whilst I don’t agree, I respect the fact you’ve got a different opinion and are willing to go against the grain of the general consensus. Not sure about Sheaf being a shit pussy fake captain though? Where’s that anger come from? 😂
 

SkyblueTexan

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We’re going need a bigger boat.. make that a bigger squad
 

lord_garrincha

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Maybe it will be revealed that Dr Claire-Marie has been whipping the players like that horrible olympic toff has been doing to her horses.
 

mmttww

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Is 'cuck' the new 'woke'? It's funny reading someone I'd guess is in their 60s trying to type like a Roadman. Ennit.
 

Mucca Mad Boys

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CM is desperate.
Always has been, Eccles yesterday alluded to how tired Sheaf and he was last season towards the end of the season. With Torp & Sheaf down, we could be starting the Stoke game with a midfield of Eccles, Rudoni and Allen / Palmer. Which isn’t ideal.

Striker is also pretty desperate too.
 

samccov1987

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Injuries happen but it’s not a great sign for the new regime that Hadji, Torp, Sheaf and Rafa are already crocked.

Let’s see how fast they get them back on the grass.
 

Domo

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haven't got a clue what impact injuries are, we talking a dead leg or something?
 

Offhegoes

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None of the injuries sound serious, and I would expect all of them will be fit by Aug 10th. Torp & Rodrigues have been missing for over a week now, so plenty of time left to get fit, and hopefully all will be available in 10 days for Werder Bremen.
 

Balli001

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None of the injuries sound serious, and I would expect all of them will be fit by Aug 10th. Torp & Rodrigues have been missing for over a week now, so plenty of time left to get fit, and hopefully all will be available in 10 days for Werder Bremen.
The joy is that last night none of Torp, Rodrigues, Wright or Dovin were available, and Sheaf really as he last minutes, and we still looked very comfortable and even had the luxury of having a 12th substitute
 

ProfessorbyGrace

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Bet they’re all sat around the performance data and telemetry of the players, this morning, scratching their heads and asking:

‘Ok, so what is this telemetry telling me?’

‘hushed silence’

‘When did their legs become flaky breakfast cereal?!’

‘They’ve been like that for ages…’

‘Oh.’

‘Can we…fix this, doctor?’

‘Am I bloody magician now, lady?’

‘Ok, thank you, that’s terribly helpful.’

‘Knew we should have offered Stamenic the house with the pool, ffs...’

‘Well you took eyes off him at the services in Hopswood, and those scouts from Forest just lured him into their car with a suitcase of gold bars…’

‘That’s not fair, I was having a shit, and we lost out on Browne as well, because you spouted that awful Irish stereotype about leprechauns, you tit!’

‘DONT START ON ME, I MISS ADI!!!’

‘Who asked you Mark, shush…’

Imagine it like a Naked Gun deadpan skit.
 

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