Joke (1 Viewer)

[Flying Fokker]

 

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[We'll_live_and_die]

I just heard Freddi Flintoff is going to present a Bulleseye special this Christmas.

At least it won't be a car crash.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Since my best friend went to mime artist university I’ve not heard from him

 

[oscillatewildly]

Started Christmas shopping early this year, already got the missus something - A wooden leg.
It's not her main present - Just a stocking filler.

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

Broken lift at work called me a twat today. I said you’re out of order mate.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’ve been seeing a bereavement councillor over the last few months , he passed away last week and he’s done such a good job that I didn’t give a shit

 

[Robinshio]

Broken lift at work called me a twat today. I said you’re out of order mate.

Used to piss me off in the Russell slade season. Every time I got in it would say “Going Down !”

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’ve been seeing a bereavement councillor over the last few months , he passed away last week and he’s done such a good job that I didn’t give a shit

It turns out he drowned at sea , I went to his funeral yesterday and brought some flowers in the shape of a life vest

It’s what he would of wanted

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I've been writing poetry for the last 18 months, but never posted it before so her goes, This is called dig

I dig
you dig
he digs
she digs

dig
dig dig

They dig
we dig
dig
dig
dig

He digs
I dig
they dig
she digs

dig dig dig


I mean its not very good but it is deep

 

[Sbarcher]

A day late….

Just dropped my wife off at Ann Summers to buy a pair of crotchless knickers.
Gives her a better grip on her broomstick.

 

[Skybluekyle]

Interviewer: Can you explain this three year gap on your CV?

Me: That's when I went to Yale

Interviewer: That's really impressive, you're hired

Me: Thanks. I really need this yob

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I had an interview the other day , they asked if I could preform under pressure

I said no but I do a great bohemian rhapsody

 

[Skybluekyle]

Did you guys hear about the terrible incident at the Nestle factory? A man was crushed by a pallet of chocolate bars.

The man tried in vain to get help but every time he shouted "the Milkybars are on me" everyone cheered.

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.