Vegetarian Football Chants ! (3 Viewers)

[Calista]

We live and dine in these towns…..

We live and dine on hash browns

 

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[rob9872]

And I just can't seem to get enough tofu

All the veg is getting fried, courgettes on fire

Latibeudiere, he's got the biggest aubergine in the championship

It's Brazilian, they pick them by the million, we think they're fekkin delicious, gua-a-va

Bobby Thomas, he comes from Chester and he loves the pesto

 

[Diogenes]

"1 2 3 4 Ohhhh ohhhh we've got Linda McCartney
Oohhh ohhh quorn sausages in the middle ohhh ohhh well never give this food away"

 

[Diogenes]

Maybe we could do a new vic song for sakamoto.

"We've got Tatsu on our side,
Loves his veggie sushi and rice,
He skins defenders they never know which way to go,
And his name is Sakamoto"

 

[Johhny Blue]

Six foot two eyes of blue
Big Jim Holton loves tofu

 

[Johhny Blue]

Who’s your fava
Who’s your fava
Who’s your fava referee

 

[nicksar]

Quorn in a minute
We're having Quorn in a minute...

Obviously sung in Singers Quorner

 

[hazuk]

We all dream of a plate of leafy greens, plate of leafy greens, plate of leafy greens

 

[SkyBlueSoul]

Non-league club by me (West Didsbury and Chorlton) have embraced being based in a largely middle-class/hipster area and sing the following:

West, West, wherever you may be,
We eat hummus and celery,
We don’t eat meat, we love broccoli,
'Cus we are Chorlton and West Didsbury.

 

[Seamus1]

Come with some Flaxseed
You must have come with some Flaxseed

 

[Oggysstarjumps]

Celery stalk (STALK!)
Always believe in your soil
You beat the marrow to show
You're indestructible
Always believing
Celery Stalk (STALK!)

 

[mmttww]

Obviously sung in Singers Quorner

 

[mmttww]

I'm up for getting a bunch of seats together with any other dumb burnouts / stoners that think this stuff is actually a good idea and trying to get it going at a home game. DM me!

 

[Flying Fokker]

Bet Forest Green Rovers would like this thread.

 

[Cally Fedora]

We speak with authority about vegan fayre.
You want a mixed bean daal we’ve got one to spare.