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Paxman II

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....and see who thinks there may be truth in it:

Andy Reid has been released by Blackpool. Could sign for Coventry City FC.
 

kg82

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The whole of the Birmingham City team have been struck down with Hepatitis B - anybody joining them "gets it"....
 

Regis87

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Marlon King has sacked his agent ,
Jay Boothroyd and agent seen in Primark in Broadgate

Hope to see these "true facts " appear in the telegraph tomorrow
 

pusbccfc

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Kyle Walker seen gettin a new cov shirt with WALKER 7 on the back at city central!
 

Dan Griffin

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David Nugent linked with CCFC! tomato source works very close to the Ricoh Arena, and has apparently seen him roaming the stadium cafe!
 

im-confused

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Andy Thorn is expected to sack Marlon King due to the mixed messages, and wear the number 9 shirt himself. Thorn has been secretly training as a striker for the last 10 years, and Steve Harrison strongly believes that Thorn will be the top scorer next season.
Thorn is also expected to terminate the contracts of the club's other high earners, and go for chinese factory workers who will work for £1 per hour.

These rumors have been "verbally confirmed" so they must be true!
 

Regis87

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Yes have also heard that from bloke in pub . The Chinese players are part of the agreement with the Chinese chicken magnets takeover of the club
 

gouldberg

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Team sheet handed in for first game of 11/12 season.....Thorn confident enough to name it now as he KNOWS the players all want in and are ready to win the Championship:

Casillas
Dani Alves--Terry--Pique--Badstuber
Fabregas-------Wilshere
Pedro--------Essien--------Messi
King​

Substitutes will be: Westwood, Lahm, Alex, David Villa, Pele, Mr.Bean, Jesus

All are rumoured to be signing deals in the next 72 hours.
 

tippex9

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Coventry fans have stopped moaning about missing Highfield Road and accepted The Ricoh is their home now.....

Oh sorry, too far fetched?
 

bamalamafizzfazz

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Team sheet handed in for first game of 11/12 season.....Thorn confident enough to name it now as he KNOWS the players all want in and are ready to win the Championship:

Casillas
Dani Alves--Terry--Pique--Badstuber
Fabregas-------Wilshere
Pedro--------Essien--------Messi
King​

Substitutes will be: Westwood, Lahm, Alex, David Villa, Pele, Mr.Bean, Jesus

All are rumoured to be signing deals in the next 72 hours.

Finally someone talking some sense...
However, you can't seriously think that King AND Westwood would sign on for the Sky Blues :whistle:
 

gouldberg

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Finally someone talking some sense...
However, you can't seriously think that King AND Westwood would sign on for the Sky Blues :whistle:

I wasn't expecting it, but unfortunately for Westy he thought the CCFC contract he was signing was CFC for Chelsea. He agreed to the 71 year contract at Heathrow Airport after he was greeted by a Guus Hiddink look-a-like.
 

Nonleagueherewecome

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No chance, I'd take Chris Hussey over Badstuber any day-he'll overlap nicely outside Messi.

And we all know that John Terry is just the Dirty Old Man version of Ben Turner anyway, who needs him? He'd probably try and have an extra-marital affair with Kings' missus, and we know how that'd end..

Note: any inferred references to Twitter allegations that haven't yet made it to the printed media are entirely coincidental. It's the obvious one, in case you are the CT hack reading this.

Go on, print that, you'll be totally sued!!!
 

Chipfat

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Team sheet handed in for first game of 11/12 season.....Thorn confident enough to name it now as he KNOWS the players all want in and are ready to win the Championship:

Casillas
Dani Alves--Terry--Pique--Badstuber
Fabregas-------Wilshere
Pedro--------Essien--------Messi
King​

Substitutes will be: Westwood, Lahm, Alex, David Villa, Pele, Mr.Bean, Jesus

All are rumoured to be signing deals in the next 72 hours.

Dont tell me we are selling Platt!!!!!!!!!!!!! or is that a rumour
 

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