999--Emergency (2 Viewers)

[bringbackrattles]

Been reading about a Man United fan who rang the police in an irate state after losing to Sunderland the other night.He demanded to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson to talk about the result. Many will say how stupid is that ? I've felt like ringing the police and the Samaritans myself being a long suffering City fan !

 

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[The CableGuy]

"Emergency Services, how can we help you?"
"That fooker Murphy dropped that bloody cross!!! Did you see it? WELL DID YOU!!?! We need a new keeper, NOW! Its an emergency!"

 

[wingy]

OOHH does just make you chuckle ,don't it.

 

[Nick]

Is it real or a hoax? If it is real the police should arrest him for wasting time.

 

[bringbackrattles]

Is it real or a hoax? If it is real the police should arrest him for wasting time.

No Nick it was for real.they said he was drunk and angry.

 

[Skybluesuffolk]

Thats Mancs for you

 

[Otis]

Pretty sure I recall one not so long back where a woman called 999 because she had ordered a pizza and it hadn't arrived.

These are probably the same people who think soap stars are real and if they see one down a street and the actor just happens to play a baddie, they give them lots of stick about their behaviour.

 

[Monners]

Thats Mancs for you

How do know he was Manc - could be from anywhere! (I know - probably says in the article but can'tbe arsed to read it)

 

[Monners]

Quite like the pigeon one myself

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/books/379058/999-numpties-The-daftest-calls-the-emergency-services-have-ever-had-revealed-in-new-book

 

[bringbackrattles]

How do know he was Manc - could be from anywhere! (I know - probably says in the article but can'tbe arsed to read it)

It just said a United fan so probably from the Isle of Man !

 

[Skybluesuffolk]

It just said a United fan so probably from the Isle of Man !

Good point - forgot the old adage that says just cos you support them doesnt mean you are from the same place that they play - hang on a minute...that sounds familiar..

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Probably one of the 88% who've never seen them play.

 

[The Gentleman]

Is it real or a hoax? If it is real the police should arrest him for wasting time.

Are you saying that those penalties weren't criminal?

 

[Nick]

No Nick it was for real.they said he was drunk and angry.

Has he been arrested? I hope so.

 

[bringbackrattles]

Has he been arrested? I hope so.

Probably not as we know they have "fans" far away so it's too far to travel to Outer Mongolia to nick him !

 

[torchomatic]

I'm surprised our very own outraged few on here haven't done the same.

 

[Nick]

I'm surprised our very own outraged few on here haven't done the same.

There was that post where the guy wanted to sue SISU for damages.

 

[runner]

Good point - forgot the old adage that says just cos you support them doesnt mean you are from the same place that they play - hang on a minute...that sounds familiar..

Quality ! :claping hands:

 

[JohnWH]

I read about this incident in the BBC website. If some dumbo called 911 (USA) drunk and in a non-emergency situation he/she would not get follow-up instructions from emergency personnel whom to contact instead. Funny story though, a bit indicative of how in the clouds Manure fans have been for years. Crash and burn Manure, everyone is enjoying the show. The team plays with no intensity or passion, and the ownership still pulls in $700M in profit every year (if my numbers are wrong, I apologize but I thought I read that figure earlier this month).

 

[kg82]

I swear exactly the same thing happened last season or the season before?