Otis' open letter (4 Viewers)

[Otis]

Anyone got an address where I can complain to the Royal Mail?

 

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[skybluefred]

Otis you can only complain if you have a complaint.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Do you want to complain about the difficulty of locating the complaints address?:facepalm:

 

[Samo]

Anyone got an address where I can complain to the Royal Mail?

Who opened your open letter Otis? And if its an open letter why did they open it?

 

[Otis]

This is exactly what I am trying to find out. It was sensitive stuff in there about my dwarf water sports subscription. :-(

 

[Samo]

This is exactly what I am trying to find out. It was sensitive stuff in there about my dwarf water sports subscription. :-(

I would keep that quiet if I were you, might piss off some small people. Perhaps your being over open?

 

[Otis]

I would keep that quiet if I were you, might piss off some small people. Perhaps your being over open?

Pissing off small people was the whole stance of the magazine to be honest.

 

[Samo]

Pissing off small people was the whole stance of the magazine to be hoinest.

Well you've opened a can of worms Otis. It dwarfs all other threads. It will piss people off but I applaud your openness. But not the opening of your open letter. That is no small matter.

 

[Astute]

I can't believe that you are taking the piss out of disabled people. Do you think that dwarfism is a small matter?

 

[Otis]

I can't believe that you are taking the piss out of disabled people. Do you think that dwarfism is a small matter?

I'm not. As it's all about dwarf water sports, it's people pissing off dwarves.

Some people jump off piers, others piss off dwarves.

 

[Astute]

I'm not. As it's all about dwarf water sports, it's people pissing off dwarves.

Some people jump off piers, others piss off dwarves.

I get you now. Some people are not scared of heights. Some people are.

 

[Sbarcher]

This issue dwarf's the open letter from CCFC. It's a scandal that full height postmen think they can be above such things.

 

[joemercersaces]

Otis is wrong, both in fact and in law. This will now go before three very senior dwarves.

 

[Otis]

Otis is wrong, both in fact and in law. This will now go before three very senior dwarves.

Or three rather junior ones I would have thought.

 

[skybluebeduff]

Too much small talk anyway.....

Sincerly

Willow.

 

[Warwickhunt]

This is exactly what I am trying to find out. It was sensitive stuff in there about my dwarf water sports subscription. :-(

Do not mention Dwarf Throwing Competitions either

 

[Sbarcher]

I like dwarfs. Can't normally manage a whole one, but ok warmed up for breakfast next morning.

 

[RegTheDonk]

Oh right....throwing....I envisaged a different kind of water sports

 

[spider_ricoh]

I don't think the RM would care about the Ricoh saga .. it's not as if they have any remit to intervene (not that the FL is any more likely to intervene than Royal Mail is!)

Edit... oh wait, I get it....

 

[Otis]

Oh right....throwing....I envisaged a different kind of water sports

Me too.


No wonder I am always disappointed when the magazine arrives on my doorstep.

 

[skybluedan]

So what's a midget then?

 

[Otis]

So what's a midget then?

Someone somewhere inbetween a dwarf and an Oompa Loompa.

 

[turlykerd]

If I was a dwarf I'd be furious !!



It's a way better name than happy or dopey

 

[skybluedan]

Heard dwarfs have really small willy,s Just a little tip

 

[Sbarcher]

Mind you, lady dwarfs are a useful height..............

 

[Otis]

Mind you, lady dwarfs are a useful height..............

To get post from the letterbox?

 

[skybluedan]

Mind you, lady dwarfs are a useful height..............

You think, I finished with me last dwarf because she wouldn't go up on me.............

 

[stupot07]

Otis, you really should pick on someone your own size..


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[skybluedan]

So what are the ones with little hands and smell like cabbage?

 

[Otis]

Otis, you really should pick on someone your own size..


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Is that a typo? Did you mean piss on someone my own size, or did you really mean to say 'pick?'

 

[turlykerd]

I recently felt ropey and came over queasy


That was when I was asked to leave the modern adaptation of Snow White at the Belgrave

 

[Otis]

So what are the ones with little hands and smell like cabbage?

Cabbage Patch Kids.

 

[skybluedan]

The only thing I would think the benefit of shagging a dwarf would be that when you have finished you would not have to dig as big a hole....................

 

[turlykerd]

So what's a midget then?

what does a midget and a dwarf have in common ??

very little

 

[wingy]

So what's a midget then?

A 1275 twin carb two seater classic car courtesy of MG.