Timmy to ACL:
"As planned and announced 18 months ago, we sailed off into the sunset. Unfortunately, we met stormy waters, lost our way and had a mutiny as the crew lost faith in the captain. So we were forced come back to port.
I know I said that there was no way we were interested in renting the Ricoh but as it is apparent that we now have no chance of purchasing it on the cheap, I wonder if you might be interested in having us back?
We are getting a bit desperate now as even our team manager thinks it is imperative for the future of the club that we come back to play in your stadium.
I know we have caused you a lot of trouble in the past by not paying the rent, taking one of your shareholders to court and incurring unnecessary costs and inconvenience on a 'hopeless' case but we are hoping that you might consider having us back as a tenant?
We regret that we might still have to continue with legal action against one of your owners because Joy is upset by the Judge's comments but we are now getting almost as desperate as the fans and it has dawned on us that we have boxed ourselves into a corner.
If we pay you the amount the FL ordered us to pay 12 months ago, subject to an agreed adjustment for some additional expenses Mr Aplleton neglected to include in his calculations, could we please open negotiations and consider letting us to use your magnificent Stadium?
We are sorry for all the unnecessary trouble and anxiety we have caused to you and the fans"