Song for Blair Turgott (3 Viewers)

[KG7]

He's got a lot of pace, lot of pace
Blair Turgott
He'll beat you in a race, in a race
Blair Turgott
He's got too many teeth for his face
Blair Turgott
His Mama should have bought him a brace
Blair Turgott

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk)

 

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[fernandopartridge]

Pardon friend?

 

[KG7]

Pardon friend?

Would you like me to repost Mr Partridge?

 

[SkyBlueScottie]

Please dont, reading it once was bad enough.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Who on earth is Blair Turgott ?

 

[KG7]

Who on earth is Blair Turgott ?

 

[Otis]

I think he was referring to the song, a la 'Who the fookin hell are you?' Rather than asking who is Blair Turgott.

 

[KG7]

I think he was referring to the song, a la 'Who the fookin hell are you?' Rather than asking who is Blair Turgott.

I didn't actually think he was asking who Blair Turgott was, but as he asked it seemed like a reasonable opportunity to provide some evidence of Blair's gigantic teeth to add a bit of context to the choice of lyric.

 

[Otis]

I didn't actually think he was asking who Blair Turgott was, but as he asked it seemed like a reasonable opportunity to provide some evidence of Blair's gigantic teeth to add a bit of context to the choice of lyric.

Thanks for that, cos I had no idea Blair Turgott had teeth.

 

[KG7]

Thanks for that, cos I had no idea Blair Turgott had teeth.

Okay...'til next time then Otis.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

I didn't actually think he was asking who Blair Turgott was, but as he asked it seemed like a reasonable opportunity to provide some evidence of Blair's gigantic teeth to add a bit of context to the choice of lyric.

Actually, I 've never heard of him. Are his teeth better organised than our midfield ?

 

[KG7]

Actually, I 've never heard of him. Are his teeth better organised than our midfield ?

Hard to say...

There are definitely a couple sitting a bit further back than they should be, and a few gaps...

 

[ccfcway]

"Blair sit down, Blair sit down, sit down next to Pressley"
"sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, doooowwnnnnn in Division 3"

 

[LB87ccfc]

Who on earth is Blair Turgott ?

Says it all.

 

[Gazolba]

Since when do we judge a football player on his teeth? He's not a male model.

 

[ccfcway]

Since when do we judge a football player on his teeth? He's not a male model.

well, we cant judge him on his football, Pressley hasn't played him

 

[TrueSkyBlueLiam]

I dont think he is match fit yet

 

[KG7]

Since when do we judge a football player on his teeth? He's not a male model.

I'd make a guess at around the same time we judged Ryan Haynes for having red hair...
Or Micky Quinn for being fat and round...
Or Greggie Downes for being bald...

:laugh:

 

[ccfcway]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg

 

[skybluebeduff]

"His name is Blair Turgott, the player our manager forgot... Blaaaaaair Turgott wooohoo'ooo'ooo..."

 

[SkyBlue_Bear83]

He was never going to get a game after scoring 2 goals in the U21s, he's gotta lot to learn about the way things work at this football club

 

[sw88]

I'd be glad to see the lad, never mind having to sing his name!!