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Huckerby

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Chairman and Lead Partner at Calimere Point and CP Moksha, respectively, providing leadership in solutions driven risk advisory across bank, sell-side and buy-side clients.

I have previously acted in the role of Chief Risk Officer for the investment banking division for a European bank sitting on the Bank Risk Committee, New Product Committee and the Investment Banking Operating Committee.

I managed the hedge fund business within a bank where I chaired the alternatives investment committee which presided over an USD2Bn multi-strategy funds-of-funds portfolio.

I also managed the proprietary trading business within a European bank with risk taking teams in New York, London and Tokyo, in addition to, also running the Precious Metals Sales & Trading business.

After banking I set-up, established and developed the risk advisory practice driving the banking client led business from London and India. Subsequent hedge fund and private equity clients has led the business to become, today, a mix of sell-side and buy-side mandates.

Outside of the business then sport is my passion. Just watching today, having hung-up my boots a long time ago - apart from the odd veterans game in London.

Still turn my arm over - mainly in the nets.
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Not a word about CCFC. It's like it's not top priority or something?

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/tim-fisher/14/3a/476
 
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procdoc

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It probably isn't his top priority. He's an arse but is only affiliated through Sisu, it's basically just a job for the idiot
 
Bill Glazier

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I have a golden rule in business - never trust anyone who speaks in this sort crappy business jargon.

'Sell side and buy side mandates' What the hell does that mean? Talk in English you tool.
 
fernandopartridge

fernandopartridge

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Bill Glazier said:
I have a golden rule in business - never trust anyone who speaks in this sort crappy business jargon.

'Sell side and buy side mandates' What the hell does that mean? Talk in English you tool.
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Indeed. I've read that whole profile and can't work out what his roles actually entailed!
 
pusbccfc

pusbccfc

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Probably doesn't want people to know about the terrible job he has done at CCFC.
 
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AJB1983

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He wants to be chairman of a league 1 football club in coventry about as much as I want to eat shit.
 
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georgehudson

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outside of the business then sport is my passion ?
WHAT THE.....
someone should add, that he has spent 4 years slowly reducing ccfc to next to nothing,
& if he's keen on cricket, i can think of thousands of people who'd like to bowl at him
 
mrtrench

mrtrench

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Bill Glazier said:
I have a golden rule in business - never trust anyone who speaks in this sort crappy business jargon.

'Sell side and buy side mandates' What the hell does that mean? Talk in English you tool.
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It is common vocabulary in finance. Sell side is the banks: quoting buy and sell prices for instruments and packaging into structured products. Buy side is companies wanting to invest or hedge positions.
 
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mrtrench said:
It is common vocabulary in finance. Sell side is the banks: quoting buy and sell prices for instruments and packaging into structured products. Buy side is companies wanting to invest or hedge positions.
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Wait until we get to Stochastic Control, and the Brace, Gatarek and Musiela models...
 
Nonleagueherewecome

Nonleagueherewecome

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"Looking through the square window of positivity" is his best ever jargonbullshitism. My radio was very close to going out of the window when he came out with that gem, I had to turn it off! And of course "We negotiate in good faith. Always." What a patronising, smarmy, Cameron-y prick.
 
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Nonleagueherewecome said:
"Looking through the square window of positivity" is his best ever jargonbullshitism. My radio was very close to going out of the window when he came out with that gem, I had to turn it off! And of course "We negotiate in good faith. Always." What a patronising, smarmy, Cameron-y prick.
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Proper tosser tbf
 
Bill Glazier

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And yet, despite all this MBA mumbo jumbo and misplaced self-regard he clearly hasn't the slightest clue how to build a successful business.
 
Rusty Trombone

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Fisher set up and became a Director in India Realty Ltd recently, the other Director is Samir Gupta. Gupta is also a Director of a company called Coventry and Warwickshire Business Incubation Ltd, this company was set up last month, the other Director of this company is Sandra Garlick, which is a coincidence.
 
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Broken Hearted Sky Blue

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Rusty Trombone said:
Fisher set up and became a Director in India Realty Ltd recently, the other Director is Samir Gupta. Gupta is also a Director of a company called Coventry and Warwickshire Business Incubation Ltd, this company was set up last month, the other Director of this company is Sandra Garlick, which is a coincidence.
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You mean "I'm only a fan" Sandra Garlick?:eek:
 
rob9872

rob9872

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You should be talking his profile up, we want thus tool headhunted and LinkedIn is just his advert.
 
Ian1779

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Nonleagueherewecome said:
"Looking through the square window of positivity" is his best ever jargonbullshitism. My radio was very close to going out of the window when he came out with that gem, I had to turn it off! And of course "We negotiate in good faith. Always." What a patronising, smarmy, Cameron-y prick.
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It would be more entertaining if he came out with a Malcolm Tucker style rant.
 
christonabike

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It would be easier to say Im a scruffy fooker, I like to wear the same suit everyday for at least 2 years, grow a beard but not because its the new fashion but I cant be bothered and follow Joy around like a lost puppy. I have been fundamentally responsible for CCFC pissing so called £60M up the wall even though we own no real assets, fans are turning their back on us by the day and we are on the verge of going into the 4th division.
Please employ me as Im sure I can do the same for your business.
Thanks, Timmy.
 
bawtryneal

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Anybody want to bet me a pound he won't be Chairman or associated with CCFC when the new season kicks off in August.
 
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turlykerd

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Timmeh Fisher is an absolute inspiration !

i have a picture of him on my wall, and my wallpaper on my laptop and phone and tablet, looking at his best homeless look.

because if this hobo wanna be, bank crashing, football club ruining looser can have a big house , car and consider himself well off then I can become KING OF THE WORLD MMMWWWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRR !!!
 
olderskyblue

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Warwickhunt said:
would you admit to what you done at CCFC? Cos it totally opposite to his so called CV
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Lets face it, you wouldn't even admit to being a supporter of CCFC on Linked in....
 
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Huckerby

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christonabike said:
It would be easier to say Im a scruffy fooker, I like to wear the same suit everyday for at least 2 years, grow a beard but not because its the new fashion but I cant be bothered and follow Joy around like a lost puppy. I have been fundamentally responsible for CCFC pissing so called £60M up the wall even though we own no real assets, fans are turning their back on us by the day and we are on the verge of going into the 4th division.
Please employ me as Im sure I can do the same for your business.
Thanks, Timmy.
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I'd hire him!
 
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