Who does this sound like? (5 Viewers)

Sky Blue Pete

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Robertson said: “I have all the stats to hand and we out-shot and out-crossed Coventry. We have had a right go, but the ball hasn’t fallen our way today.
 

Otis

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Robertson said: “I have all the stats to hand and we out-shot and out-crossed Coventry. We have had a right go, but the ball hasn’t fallen our way today.


Sounds to me like a boxer who has jabbed and jabbed all bout long and who has been winning on points, but then gets knocked out in the 6th round by a beautiful uppercut.
 

Otis

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Shayne Ward should expect a call from the lawyers of The Stylistic. and Andy Faifeeather Low a last Darrel Williams style
Shocking plagiarism:-(

Andy Fairweather-Low? Whatever happened to him i wonder.
 

hill83

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Big Dave! Ha, the ballbag. Is he still driving about in that Cortina? Say hi to his mum for me.
 

ccfc1234

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Elvis after another defeat? Managers who always make excuses for their team by default are excusing themselves.
 

CovFan

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... Sounds like an idiot who wore a scarf with a sweatshirt and walked onto the pitch a few times.
 

Ian1779

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Robertson said: “I have all the stats to hand and we out-shot and out-crossed Coventry. We have had a right go, but the ball hasn’t fallen our way today.

Is it that useless fucktard of a cricket coach we have running the England team?
 

wingy

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He's a bit Street, Cockney wide boy ain't E
Struth Guv don't mess up the Queens English
Oh I think our Debutant had a bigger Impact than Luke Williams as well
 
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Re Otis, Gor blimey gov, I think the clue was in the listening, not in the contents per se.
 

robbiethemole

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funny how he missed out the one against the post AND a stonewall penalty shout, so on that basis City could have won 3-0. Sour grapes from a bad loser.
 

Cobi Jones's Dreads

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How many times does he say "Listen" fucking plank!
 

Hobo

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He will be a half time football pundit one day for Sky.....the know football!
 

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