Saw Stevie Wonder having a pint at the golf club the other day.
Me: "What are you doing here?"
SW: "Here a lot, love a round"
Me: "How do you do it?"
SW: "My caddie stands 250 yards down the fairway, shouts and due to my pinpoint hearing I land the ball at his feet. Similar sort of thing for putting. Fancy a round? Put 50 quid on it?"
Me: "Yeah, sure. When?"
SW: "Any night you like"