A few of examples out of the eleventy billion this very today.
1 - It's my daughter's 11th birthday in a couple of weeks and I am arranging a party and I said I would buy my little un an inflatable pool and my wife says 'No, don't do that, because of the slugs.'
2. My daughter wants contact lenses, my wife is totally against it. I said the only really important instruction is that you must wash your hands before putting the contact lenses in and then your hands have to be completely dry, as water has bacteria in that can cause parasites. So basically, wash and dry hands.
My wife said that's too much hassle. What? Washing and drying your hands is too much hassle? :facepalm:
3. I was fast forwarding a TV programme to get to a certain point and she looked at the TV screen with the images flashing by at great speed and said 'This is a very strange film. What's it called? '
Oh and she says she doesn't like English people.
(she has no English friends at all despite being here now for 14 years).