Most fragrant urinals (5 Viewers)

mrtrench

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Which stadium that you have visited had the most stinky toilets? It would have to be Fratton Park for me.
 

pusbccfc

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The 'shit toilet list' in no particular order..

Crawley, Luton, Pompey ermm..
 

hill83

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Old Wembley. Had free tickets to Arsenal v Barcelona and there was a 5 inch deep river of piss, streaming out of the toilets.
Could have surfed back to my seat.
 

Monners

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Olympic Stadium in Rome. There was shit all over the floor, so everyone was going against the wall outside. And the Italians don't really drink before games!
 

skybluejelly

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Turf moor about 20 years ago spent ages looking for toilets then realised it was just a wall away from the stand you pissed up
 

oscillatewildly

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The 'old' Den at Millwall were pretty bad as I recall. Not only were they very old but they were sunken into the terrace and open to view from all above.
To counter that, I was present at the pre redeveloped Ewood Park on that glorious rain and wind swept evening of our fantastic 5-2 humbling of 'champions elect' Blackburn. Maybe I was a little carried away with our going into the break 2-1 up but I couldn't help marvelling at the enormity of the urinal shed. It truly went against the grain of what you normally got at football grounds of that period. Bloody huge it was. In fact, I'd go as far as describing it as an 'uberinal'.
 

Samo

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While I appreciate the OP's gentle 'piss' take... are we really going to discuss this? :thinking about:
 

Monners

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Not very pc to call it coloured anymore you know......

Ok, I wasn't happy with the grammar when posting.

Try again: What is your favourite stadium colour, and at which stadium?

Just off to re-do my diversity training again :rolleyes:
 
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westcountry_skyblue

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Remember being at the back behind the goal at Wembley May 87 and guys just pissing down the stairs as it was too far to walk down !!!
 

Hobo

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A City coach to Norwich, it was tidal.
 

Hobo

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Urinals...Mr Trench? Sounds like stench!
 

CJ_covblaze

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At Layer Road the 'sit down' toilet had no cubicle around it one year. I remember the guy that was stood at it pulled the chain and the cistern fell off the wall!
 

Clive Bleakin

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Old Wembley. Had free tickets to Arsenal v Barcelona and there was a 5 inch deep river of piss, streaming out of the toilets.
Could have surfed back to my seat.

Honest? 5 inches? Your cock would have drowned it that then....

Sorry mate, couldn't resist (the pun, not your cock)
 

SkyBlueSid

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The bogs at the Hawthorns were really bad many years ago. It was a brick cubicle behind the stand, no roof so open to the elements. You just pissed against a black painted wall. There was a shallow gutter in the stone floor which soon flooded so it was like a paddling pool. No water supply so they must have just hosed it down after the game.

It has to be said that the toilets at the Ricoh are pretty disgusting. Metal troughs with all sorts of greeny-brown stuff growing in them. I doubt they've been cleaned since before we left for Northampton.
 

Kingokings204

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The answer the question I think Swindon has to be up there what an old crap ground that really is. It's literally falling down.

As for reda Johnson I just hope he isn't reading this thread and his pale piss or whatever it was. Did we really have a debate about this last season? What next the lee burge taking his gloves off and he got his finger nails painted?
 

chiefdave

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The answer the question I think Swindon has to be up there what an old crap ground that really is. It's literally falling down.

Swindon is a dump, think their current chairman has said there's no chance of any improvements or a new ground so its only going to get worse.

Fratton Park is in a shocking state. Used to think it was just the away end but went in the home end for an England Womens match and that's just as bad. They are actually operating with a reduced capacity as parts of the ground are in such a bad state they're unsafe to use.
 

wingy

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Swindon is a dump, think their current chairman has said there's no chance of any improvements or a new ground so its only going to get worse.

Fratton Park is in a shocking state. Used to think it was just the away end but went in the home end for an England Womens match and that's just as bad. They are actually operating with a reduced capacity as parts of the ground are in such a bad state they're unsafe to use.

So shockingly mismanaged with all that money that went through the club, Harry without any checks or balances.
 

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