Otis
Well-Known Member
Yeah, good plan!!!!
I take it you don't know my parents so well.
Why on earth didn't I think of that?
A quick picture of Mr.& Mrs. Otis snr.
They will ONLY shop at King's in the market for their fruit (and there are 2 King's, they will only go to the 1). Nowhere else.
They always go to Asda every Tuesday and Thursday, come rain or shine, tornado or earthquake.
They will only go to the 3rd cashpoint in at Lloyds Bank, Broadgate and will not use any other machine at any bank in the entire country.
They always sit in the same seats at West Orchards food court.
My dad would never rent a dvd or video. Always used to say that he might be followed out the shop all the way home and then they would know he had a dvd player and come back and burgle him.
On bin day he won't leave the house until the bin collection has been made and he can put the bin back in its rightful place.
They also think one person runs the internet and his name is Mr. Internet and he is evil.
My dad is really hard of hearing. He will NOT have a hearing aid.
He has very poor eyesite. He will NOT have glasses.
He struggles to walk. He will NOT have a walking stick.
Creatures of habit, set in their ways, hate change.
Yeah, why don't I go round there and cook Christmas Dinner for them!! Brilliant! Genius!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Don't you think I considered that option, NW? ;o)
We go out because they can't cook so well anymore. Nothing major anyway.
If they would let us cook we would.
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