What City Do to Me (1 Viewer)

[GaryJones]

What City Do for Me

This morning I woke up early and with a spring in my step I trotted down to the newsagent and bought a handful of papers so I could soak up the sport.
I whistled all the way back home and decided to make my wife breakfast in bed.
"Wow" she says “youre happy this morning whats happened"?
"Nothing much" says I.
"Can we go into town to do a bit of shopping later" she says with a smirk on her face
"Sure" says I
"When we get back can you put the curtain rail up we bought in the January Sales 2 years ago"?
"Yep no worries" says I
The slightly shocked look on her face was added to by her next question
"OK What have you done"?
"Nothing" says I
"No No you MUST have done something"
"No" says I "Im simply having a good day"
In town later this morning I buy a copy of the Big Issue on my way into Monsoon with my wife to do a bit of clothes shopping
“I will buy you that” says I "oh and keep the change" I tell the sales assistant
RIGHT THAT’S IT – YELLS THE WIFE – you have done something and you better tell me right now

CITY ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE Im sorry Ive been in a mood for the last 5 years but Im feeling all better now

I love you

 

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[ccfcway]

bloody hell, imagine what you'll do if we are promoted

 

[matesx]

Shag her?!!

Although i guess it would have to be to the Premier League!!!!

 

[Pipehitterz]

woah paradox
you buy newspapers and use the net ???

 

[The Reverend Skyblue]

Gary I have the same feeling when we win this season and near the top of the league is blooming fantastic.
Just winning a game over the years when we struggle brightens my weekend but being joint top is such a new feeling even for a 52 year old lifelong skyblue, life can't get much better at the moment, though a nice win on the lottery would put the icing on the cake.
i even fixed a tap that's been leaking four months without being prompted again today, god our wife's/ girlfriends/boyfriends have got it so good at the moment

 

[hill83]

I've been swaggering around the office like James Bond for weeks now

 

[Gazolba]

This morning I woke up early and with a spring in my step I trotted down to the newsagent and bought a handful of papers so I could soak up the sport.
I whistled all the way back home and decided to make my wife breakfast in bed.
"Wow" she says “youre happy this morning whats happened"?
"Nothing much" says I.
"Can we go into town to do a bit of shopping later" she says with a smirk on her face
"Sure" says I
"When we get back can you put the curtain rail up we bought in the January Sales 2 years ago"?
"Yep no worries" says I
The slightly shocked look on her face was added to by her next question
"OK What have you done"?
"Nothing" says I
"No No you MUST have done something"
"No" says I "Im simply having a good day"
In town later this morning I buy a copy of the Big Issue on my way into Monsoon with my wife to do a bit of clothes shopping
“I will buy you that” says I "oh and keep the change" I tell the sales assistant
RIGHT THAT’S IT – YELLS THE WIFE – you have done something and you better tell me right now

What happens if we lose?

 

[King of the Lesbians]

I've been swaggering around the office like James Bond for weeks now

In a David Niven stylee? Moustache twiddling and everything??

 

[fernandopartridge]

In a David Niven stylee? Moustache twiddling and everything??

Sports casual?

 

[GaryJones]

Just heard Ben Turner is signing on loan - I think I will put that set of Ikea draws together for the wife we bought in March before I go to bed tonight now!

A successful football team makes for a happy man!

 

[mrtrench]

[video=youtube;tM1rSTOs7Zs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1rSTOs7Zs[/video]

 

[covcity4life]

i let me my wife watch strictly come dancing on saturday i was so happy

 

[Glen]

What will you do when we beat Gillingham and are top of the league

 

[Malaka]

Working near Coleshill there is a Cafe on the industrial estate that is run by a Villa season ticket holder. I walked in this morning with a huge smile on my face and he said to me that lad you have up front Murphy has got tidy feet. I wasn't satisfied with the compliment and said, Yes, looks like we will be playing you next season. He was well pissed off. I give you a compliment and then you slag us off, he replied.
I did feel bad for all of ten seconds

 

[Nick]

Working near Coleshill there is a Cafe on the industrial estate that is run by a Villa season ticket holder. I walked in this morning with a huge smile on my face and he said to me that lad you have up front Murphy has got tidy feet. I wasn't satisfied with the compliment and said, Yes, looks like we will be playing you next season. He was well pissed off. I give you a compliment and then you slag us off, he replied.
I did feel bad for all of ten seconds

Has Murphy been for a Pedicure?

 

[GaryJones]

what will you do when we beat gillingham and are top of the league

anything she wants!!!

 

[GaryJones]

This is more like it - Cov signing players left and right - Im so Happy I could Shit a Rainbow!!

 

[mechaishida]

Working near Coleshill there is a Cafe on the industrial estate that is run by a Villa season ticket holder. I walked in this morning with a huge smile on my face and he said to me that lad you have up front Murphy has got tidy feet. I wasn't satisfied with the compliment and said, Yes, looks like we will be playing you next season. He was well pissed off. I give you a compliment and then you slag us off, he replied.
I did feel bad for all of ten seconds

All of ten seconds? Monsieur, you spoil him with your generosity.

A compliment from a Villa fan is exceedingly rare though, rarer than a Leicester fan who isn't a mummy's boy.