The strange crush thread (5 Viewers)
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bringbackrattles
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A bloke in the pub recently said Marilyn Monroe wasn't as hot as many made her out to be. I reckon she was a natural beauty.
Otis
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I reckon if she was still alive today she'd look like Pat Butcher.
Terry Gibson's perm
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Otis
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But everyone fancies Jessica Rabbit don't they?
I used to like Velma in Scooby Doo.
Otis
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bringbackrattles
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How do you know she's dead ?
Terry Gibson's perm
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lifeskyblue
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Marianne Faithful. Then and now
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Johnnythespider
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It's the footballer's legs isn't it ?
Johnnythespider
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Nichelle Nicholas a.k.a lieutenant Uhura
mechaishida
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Ok, not a strange crush whatsoever, but this fine specimen is to blame for some serious wanker's cramp back in '94:
Enjoy. I already have.
Enjoy. I already have.
Would be an interesting 3some alright. A woman with a blue rinse and a rabbit!
Houchens Head
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Crush? I'd like to crush his head in a friggin' vice!
mechaishida
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Germany's biggest ever 'Pop' star...to be fair, he is very hittable.
Ranjit Bhurpa
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Stifler's Mom.
I know she has her knockers, but...........
mechaishida
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Ouch, after a romp with her, I imagine there'd be blood, shit and spunk all up the walls.
Anyone for Scully?
Ranjit Bhurpa
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Ouch, after a romp with her, I imagine there'd be blood, shit and spunk all up the walls.
Anyone for Scully?
You're complaining????
She is top MILF totty in the pool table scene in American Pie.
mechaishida
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You're complaining????
She is top MILF totty in the pool table scene in American Pie.
Not at all, I just think it'd be a bit impish to ask the wife to clean the walls after Stifler's Mom had finished abusing me...I'm not doing it, fuck that.
Sky_Blue_Daz
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I was at the comicon at the nec last saturday there was a woman dressed like jessica rabbit she was stunning
Speedies_Chips
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Can I add Lady C?
Or is that just wrong !
Or is that just wrong !
mechaishida
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Ranjit Bhurpa
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Not wrong at all but it's certainly strange.
I believe she likes pearl necklaces!
Harry Krishner
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No I do not!
She must be 47 or 48 so youth not really on her side, but she's still got it and is really horny.
Not many can say that at her age.
Houchens Head
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47 or 48? "Youth not really on her side?" Bloody hell! Someone in her 50's is a nubile young wench to me!
mechaishida
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Killerumble
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Otis
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Oh bugger, has the restraining order finally elapsed?