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even if their dog hasn't done one?

The fact that we have the technology is crap. Not sure if you've been to a Premier League game since VAR, but trust me - when your team 'scores', the joy lasts for about 1/2 second. Your thoughts are then 'I think we might have scored - I hope so', and remain at that until the VAR check is over...

as opposed to coaches without seats?

there's always been a few thousand arses at the match :)

I like to set my phone to Mandarin / Spanish / Russian etc a few months before going on a foreign trip, to save money on expensive language learning courses.

are you sure she's yours? :)

nice pun

How would the dinosaurs be able to tell you the answers?

Apparently he took his eyes of the road for a second whilst reaching for a toot-sweet in the glove compartment

Can't believe the this thread got to page 2 without someone answering this question - I was beginning to wonder what is wrong with people :) It's a yes from me too - as long as she keeps her mouth shut (within reason)

Think Vile is further north m8

....and now you're married to her?

Those temporary traffic lights.....top end of Piper Street, past McVities, up to the bank on Birdhall Lane. There's talk it's all going to be one way now.

Not sure why we used to sing 'Elton John's a homosexual' but we did.

You can stick your all seater up your arse, You can stick your all seater up your arse, You can stick your all seater, stick your all seater, Stick your all seater up your arse - SIDEWAYS!

I always liked: A-G A-G-R A-G-R-O AGRO! (especially as it's spelt AGGRO)

done with style!

Tina! Tina! Tina!

Reminds me of our match at Highfield Road v Bolton on 17 March 1979. The pitch was covered in snow, and there was an appeal from the club for volunteers to turn up with shovels and spades to help clear it away. I remember going up there with my brother when we were kids on the morning of the...

I used to enjoy the mass whistling of the Laurel and Hardy theme tune as the old bill walked in front of the West End. Also, whatever happened to the second verse of 'In our Coventry homes'? i.e. you look in the dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead dog and you think its a treat in...