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    Sunderland fans crying "again"

    No one knows yet. Some people on here and social media were saying Friday but there's hardly any info from Netflix about an imminent release.
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    Sunday is Mark Robins 200th game in charge of Coventry city

    Who cares about win percentage when his sky blue blood percentage is 100%?
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    Sunderland fans crying "again"

    "There are actual people in the world with six fingers, yeah? Let's cool it will the extra digit remarks"
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    Sunderland fans crying "again"

    You can barely comment on a players hairstyle on here without getting called a negative troll.
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    Sunderland fans crying "again"

    Agreed. Hoying virtual shit at Sunderland fans will not help and may in fact cause untold devastation amongst their shanty town community.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Sunderland Match Thread - Sunday 1st Mar

    Final preparations are underway for the big day. I've got everything I need for ANY situation that may arise. Sunderland slags beware. Knuckle duster Jaffa Cakes Special Brew x 8 Binoculars Bin bags Jeremy Clarkson flavoured deodorant. Gravy granules Lube
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    Fans wanking during the game

    I know a professional wanker, he's an estate agent.
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    Flat Earth

    The last experiment proved not only that the earth is round but that these people are intelligent enough to perform a proper scientific experiment, just like the rocket guy who died this week, I think mental issues are the biggest driver of this conspiracy theory. From what I've seen. These...
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    Things that annoy you

    Have you seen The Hitman's Bodyguard? They mention going to Coventry a fair amount during the opening half an hour and when they turn up it's clearly shot in London. Totally pointless.
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    Things that annoy you

    That's one of the cruelest tricks the mind can play along with being woken up during a dirty dream.
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    This news will send shockwaves around the globe

    That's exactly what your mum says to me after I tire her out of an evening.
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    This news will send shockwaves around the globe

    How would one help a man that's hurtling hundreds of miles into the air? Did you expect Iron Man to come to the rescue?
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    Are you happy

    I read that book last week and it is good at cutting through all the diet jargon crap we see in our newsfeeds everyday. The parts about improving sleep and relationships is also very helpful for people with anxiety and depression.
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    New TV series 2019

    Fuckin yes! Been waiting for this for ages. Edit* I can't see anything official to say It's being released Friday @Sky_Blue_Daz where did you get your info?
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    Coronavirus

    Italy could play without Ireland and still lose.
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    Things that annoy you

    Some of those charity beggars have become really good at mixing in with crowds. I was stopped by one the other weekend and thought she was chatting me up until she mentioned Africa and taking my bank details. Completely ruined my day tbf.
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    Does she leave you with a sticky wicket?
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