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Cliches aside, any stand-out performances for us today?

Ah, Boosh, I thought it was you. How are you keeping?

All have the onset of Weetabix Leg. Palmer is next, as his is recurring.

That position is a concern, yes. The over reliance on a midfielder who is, at best, quite injury-prone, is a concern. We don’t have Kelly to fall back on, who could do a limited job in that role, nor can Allen play there effectively. Unless he’s thrusting Andrews and Howley into the...

‘The gaffer’… Can’t say I recall many of us fans referring to MR as ‘gaffer’. Very odd.

At least 3.

Well said, mate. 👏

Even if we do sign this Ntelo, he’s not a ‘goalscoring striker’, more of a wide forward like Haji. We do need another actual striker, which I’m sure is on MR’s list.

No it isn’t, just indulge him, start a ruckus. 👍🏻

If we shave the squad more, by letting various squad players go, then the inevitable ‘wafer thin squad’ syndrome just repeats itself. Let Tavares, Burroughs etc go, who replaces them? I doubt we have much more in the bank to improve the team, unless the Vik and Gus sales go through.

Flipping heck. 🤣 He’ll fit in well here.

It’s a needless inconvenience, that requires faffing, rather than a quick and easy reorder process. Not everyone is embracing the over-abundance of digital services, me being one, and I’m only 43 and fairly tech-literate.

First flurry, incoming.

Makes a change from the mindless bickering, haha.

This could end up in quite a flurry of handbags…again.

Bet they’re all sat around the performance data and telemetry of the players, this morning, scratching their heads and asking: ‘Ok, so what is this telemetry telling me?’ ‘hushed silence’ ‘When did their legs become flaky breakfast cereal?!’ ‘They’ve been like that for ages…’ ‘Oh.’ ‘Can...

Plus not having flaky breakfast cereal for legs is a must, for me.

Him as well, ‘Lengthy Lay-Off Liam’. 👍🏻

‘Sick Note’ Sheaf and ‘Treatment Table’ Torp. 👍🏻 Decent alliteration there, I thought. I feel that both players should have a scan to see if their legs are made of Weetabix, also.

Cool Runnings all over again.