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I'd be very surprised if he chooses to go to celtic. This is his big move at the prime of his career. As great a club Celtic is and guaranteed to win silverware, he would be playing on easy mode against mediocre opposition every week. From the excitement of the championship, how fulfilling...

Where the fuck is the new kit? Club is a shitshow as usual.

Pyros in the clubshop

Did you mean "We're in the champions league, I just don't think you understand, We need some quality, Let's get callum o hare on a free, We're in the champions league"

Back in the day those two could have come down and joined the premier league and would have been contending for Europa league from the off - if they came down now they'd be somewhere in the championship.

Hmm Implementing the ticket exchange is an excellent idea, but punishing people if they use it too much through no fault of their own seems a tad harsh. Midweek games for young families aren't the easiest. As long as the ticket goes on the exchange and results in bums on seats, regardless who...

They'll be getting free tokens to go up to hillfields and break their ducks.

Is he joining the mad hatters?

In case anyone likes a spot of drill rap, this offering is to the melody of the drill rap song "welcome to brixton" (Verse 1) Yo, it's Haji and Ellis, scoring twenty a piece, Coventry's on the rise, Premier League release, Van Airwick's the breath of fresh air, feel the breeze, Ready to...

Is that because there will be so much new material for future masterpieces?

Disagree with the fee, I think prem clubs would have to offer 15-20 for it to be even considered and that would get a no. Think for DK to really entertain it would have to be 25-30. Not many young english strikers pumping out around 20 a season, there's a premium to pay for that.

Based on the dress sense I am happy to let him go. Why is is prancing around London with a handbag?

Yeah I've got their payslips on a floppy disk would you like a copy?

There once was a doom merchant drear, Who whispered of troubles and fear. With a face full of gloom, He'd predict impending doom, Till folks begged him to disappear!

**Title: The Rise of the Sky Blues: A Tale of Intrigue and Redemption** *Chapter 4: The Aftermath of Betrayal* As the echoes of Joy Seppala's sinister revelation faded, the citizens of Coventry seethed with rage and despair. How could their beloved club be cast aside for profit? The...

Charles Dickens style coming next.

If you think that's bad, look af Act 3. Act 3, Scene 1: Coventry's Stadium, After the Victory Parade The fans cheer jubilantly as Doug King steps forward. Doug King: Good people of Coventry, today we stand As champions bold, united in our glory! The crowd erupts in cheers. Doug King: Yet...

The following is the tale of next season in the style of Shakespeare courtesy of chatgpt. *Act 1, Scene 1: A Tavern in Coventry* *Enter Mark Robins, Callum, Ellis, and Josh Eccles, fatigued and despondent.* **Mark Robins:** Alas, our strength hath waned like autumn leaves, Our hearts...