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I shagged this bird from Sheffield once called dirty shiela who had a wierd bit of bacony meat hanging from one of her flaps she give me a dose the c**t do you know her?

Mate if he gets more than your six pack of beef monster munch then he's better off with you

I reckon it would be a mini then leather in fact. Tim sitting there on a stool pants down his ankles wearing rubber gloves. Walk for me nick walk for me

Did he? What kind of dress

Mate take my advice get yourself some tissue drop ya skids and flip on Sky channel 872.

Mate you must have been pulling some right manky fannys with brut aquatonic you wanted women in the 90s it was farenheit or cool waters all day Even in my school days the cool waters bit of lynx still remember it well playing a bit of footy on the playground smoking behind...

I'd strap it to the dog and let everyone think you've been doing loads

Or he is so embarrassed to be associated with the wanky Bobby box and has gone into hiding . Or he just forgot his hat?

And if you where a pink dress and shit in your own hand and smear it on the cornflakes in isle 5 at tesco?

Or bumped off

Thanks mate

Rugby is wank at best wasps or any other team can fuck off would rather stick a broken bottle up my arse than watch any

What oucho is on his 3rd here who else has mors then one nick ? And this is the question have any ever answered themselves with the different accounts ? Please tell me so I can laugh at them

You got 20p dickhead

The ones in fuckin cloud cuckoo land

What the fuck weeman ? Is it carl baker day again? Happy carl baker day then and God bless us everyone

Probably duet with that c**t Alfie fuckface boe. The cunts

This guy has now reached old fuckin hairy hand territory for me