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A lot further back than that - Norse gonorrhea, largely omitted from the history books, being the principle reason why the invasions came to an abrupt 'end'.

Oh I do love an edition of it's an axis knockout.

Watching Scotland play football is a little bit like urging a special needs kid to do well at a mainstream school's sports day.

I don't know why but I can see the jocks benefiting from an own goal at some stage this evening. Beyond that, not much.

Ooooophh! Think you may have found the bunker with that one. But I do like it :D

Community service/refresher course?

This game has put Glastonbury in the shade for the title of unnecessary and annoying flags.

Keeping up the English trend of being slow, ponderous twats.

What is it, the smell of cheese or another invasion?

He knew where the onion bag was, Brian. There has to be a rule made stopping the FA from appointing any future coach who was a defender in their playing days.

'Stop your passing forward, ohhhhhhhhh, better think of playing for England, ohhhhhhhh....'

Rooney really does speak like an excitable 14 year old rather than a (continually failing) Championship manager.

Need Peter Kay (and possibly Tony Christie) to do the video.

I knew an Everton fan that I met on my previous travels following England (from Northampton but he was a genuinely die hard toffee) who claimed that an Everton St George is just a plain white sheet (with 'efc' or 'Everton' across it because of their aversion to the colour red. Whilst it would be...

What an absolute waste of anticipation that was from the moment the alarm went off 5am this morning.

The heart and soul ripped from the nation but 'Oooooooh, waheyyyy, I'm on the big screen'!

Final whistle can't come soon enough. Appalling performance.

Looks like a short sleeved smoking jacket.

Am I the only one who thought we managed their possession really well? People become blind to the good things we do if the expected blood lust of goals doesn't materialise. Never gonna be an award winning performance but I've seen us scrape a result by the skin of our pants many times previous...