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I went for a piss got me nob out and it was orange , panic but then realised I had been eating watsits half hour before ,

Yeah I wouldn't like to stir someone else's porridge or cross swords with some geezer like

Yeah still no baby yet mate, but fuck me what a resort that looks , added to the bucket list

I'm hearing the same thing mate from pals back home who go, my mate thinks we will need one or two forwards to come in, in January , he reckons mcnulty biamou and beavon just don't cut it? What you saying Otis ?

How is mcnulty looking ? He was my big hope for the season

Piled on a few pounds Kevin?

Colin Murray is a c**t

Get that wank out the way first, otherwise it will just play on your mind and ruin your footy and darts

Hahahaha I still banged her again , she was fit

Think once we go 3 up would be the perfect time to let pont run at them for 20-30 mins

Nah little Marley still ain't shown his face , I'm calling him Marley and now your the first person to know. I ain't even told her yet, she said she's leaving it to me, so Marley it is She's a lot better though mate thanks

How did I not know what tarmacking was ? I'd be sound with a little Yule tide log on me chest , she'd have to be fit like , I couldn't drop a load me , I mean I have to cough when I push in public shitters or wait like I know what pet shopping is though

Nothing about freeing the weed torch?

A www. Good old Gordon still miss that sofa. The friction was perfect. Never matched again

And if I would to get one it would only be for seedy perverted things so would probably get me in trouble as well

You can't find gypsy porn on the internet you know

I woke up with some bird once after a night at Mrs gs and she only had one ear

Unless in that 8 minutes you see a lot of tits or something

one of the guys at work has one , 1800 it cost him , not for me

Hahaha but it did annoy a local radio presenter when I used a guys phone at work to text an answer to a question The fact he said Mike oxlong is spot on haha