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Morrisons opening between ten and four on Sundays when they could legally open between twelve and six and give people like me a chance to recover from the night before. :mad:

The same kind that stole my doormat shortly after I moved here!

I returned from town the other day to find Amazon had left a box on the neighbour's doorstep, in plain sight. They would normally ask me to hold it for them but in this case that was obviously impossible. Fortunately the neighbours returned shortly afterwards as there have been many doorstep...

Awful, second season is even worse than the first. I'm mental for watching it.

I was leaving the market one day after buying some Xmas cards. A young lady walked towards with a smile on her face. I thought "This is my lucky day, she really fancies you." She then said "You dropped your glove!" and handed it to me. I thought "Christ, she thinks I'm too old to bend down and...

Oddly enough it's the opposite for me!

Wallpaper! 😜

Trump Accuses Biden Of Lying About Raid On Mar-A-Lago

Trump Accuses 'Biden Crime Family' Of 'Influence Peddling And Corruption' In New Vids

Will Jewson be supplying the wood for his coffin?

Mattel winning plaudits for a releasing a so-called "Down's Syndrome" doll (which looks nothing at all like Down's Syndrome) when Kmart released a much-more realistic (and more affordable) version of their own two years ago.

As I posted previously, I was listening to The Seekers for a few days before I heard that Judith Durham had died. I've also been listening to Harry Belafonte for the past few weeks. I'd be really worried right now if I was Bob Dylan!

Trump Releases Video Statement In Response To Biden's Just-Announced 2024 Reelection Bid

Trump Slams 'Radical Zealots & Marxists' In Schools

There's no 4G or 5G around here so no one got it. Better-off heading for the centre of the blast, it will be worse for the survivors.

When a particular friend contacts you and all you can think is "He needs his head fixing".

Farage is a bigger threat to the Tories than Starmer.