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There was an Abba tribute one night at my local at half time 1 of the girls came to the bar so me being a suave sophisticated guy said to her " which one are you Benny or Bjorg" if looks could kill but it made me laugh

I think it was wishful thinking ......very wishful

Not surprised how he's played for England

Any relation to Julian?

His six pack went years ago

Might not want to play for Scotland after tonight

They didn't have the greatest of seasons though did they ?

Get a different manager who doesn't say yes to every question his bosses ask him!

I thought this thread was another Simon Cowell show on tv

May as well because the defence is crap

Who the hell is Parker?

Who the hell is Parker?

Daddies and HP?

Well they're not beating about the bush

I was quite good in the air like the time I shagged that bird on a plane although to be fair that wasn't a fact it was wishful thinking....before anyone starts no offence intended with the use of 'bird'

Dasilvas can't get to his room on the fourth floor because he can only reach the lift button to the second floor

Just go to the border then you can be edgy

With my tongue firmly stuffed into my cheek I just went for it

Skippy, skippy Skippy the bush winger roo