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Grab that shit in a paper towel and make a coach announcement , hold that shit up high and say Who's shit is this

A random one is Sandy Robertson in the reserves a screamer, think it was him

Yeah you were better off at work mate

Exactly mate , if we had a towel that is , more like threw in the bog roll

Poke her dinner back a fortnight , pure quality mate hahahahaha Your better off without the c**t

Think she's trying to hide that big conk of hers the fuckin mut, it's that big bet the c**t could have a fag in the shower

Given up mate ? They haven't even tried

4 minutes you are stud mate, that be a shag half a blunt and a slice of pizza for me

Or. Sisu die you cunts

Your right emotions are high and can't blame them and I really hope somebody gets to Tim and joy

Really?

I have a few unicorn burgers he can have as well . Tbf is only spam with glitter in

Hahaha the Mrs and kid leftovers mate and we don't pay for them

Mate should see what I'm just about to scoff on now, I have 2 door steps of cabbage loaf , slightly toasted with pancetta , lobster and garlic With a cup of tea and a blunt

Mate I would have her stripped naked teeth out giving me a gummy within 45 minutes,

Nah mate it's Wembley the brownies will be out fuck the flap jacks Or even a Wembley themed gateaux

Wemberleee. Wemberleeee

Fuckin hell forgot about the game tonight , only worked a few hours today couldn't be arsed and then ate a couple of spacey flap jacks and just woke up.......

While looking at himself naked in the mirror with his willy tooked behind his legs Buffalo bill style Edit. Because that's what I would do......

Glen?