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  1. Malaka

    The worst gig you have ever been to...

    Guns n Roses saw them three times, shit, good and shite. Axl Rose is a fucking tool! Chubby Brown and Billy Connolly both shit. Hoping that Jim Jeffries will make me chuckle tonight and Chris Rock next week
  2. Malaka

    Things that annoy you

    Thats because you are a hippy! Right on!!
  3. Malaka

    Words fail me.

    I would like to see your evidence that in 70% of cases paedophiles were abused. That is a myth. An alcoholic is always an alcoholic, that is a dependency not a cognitive process. Sorry Mart, I think sexuality is far bigger than an addiction and will always come to the fore. You have convinced me
  4. Malaka

    Words fail me.

    Personally, I don't think you can change. It's like putting a gay person through therapy until they become heterosexual. I think that the priesthood is a good example of suppressing your sexual tendencies, eventually it explodes, hence the scandal that we have become aware of in recent years. We...
  5. Malaka

    Jon Venables recalled to prison

    At the time of sentencing, a court could not sentence him to more than 12 months due to his age. You can only sentence them to Her Majesties Pleasure should you wish them to serve longer. I have worked in a children's secure unit and with kids that you have read about and seen on television for...
  6. Malaka

    Round 4 : who do you want ?

    Liverpool away please!
  7. Malaka

    Death List 2018

    Metal Gods are like Greek Gods, there are loads of them. Lemmy, Ozzy, Iommi, Geezer, Dio, Page, Hetfield, Tate
  8. Malaka

    Death List 2018

    Ozzy is god and can not die \m/
  9. Malaka

    Death List 2018

    Billy Connolly aint looking too well
  10. Malaka

    Death List 2018

    Thought we needed to get this started. I know its a wee bit premature, but I always have been (According to Mrs Malaka) Here are my selections: George Bush Senior Eileen Derbyshire AKA Emily Bishop Prince Phillip
  11. Malaka

    What the Hell Ever Happened to?

    They used to go around the edge of the pitch at Highfield Rd
  12. Malaka

    Board games - recommendations?

    It's not a board game but a good game Cards Against Humanity, if you get it make sure you get the UK version
  13. Malaka

    Transfer Rumour Baker

    Just as he bent me over
  14. Malaka

    Transfer Rumour Baker

    That is strange, I saw Sylvester McCoy's tadger on stage at the Belgrade Theatre, in a play about a vasectomy clinic
  15. Malaka

    Transfer Rumour Baker

    If you buy out a contract, then you are free to work, managers do it all the time
  16. Malaka

    What the Hell Ever Happened to?

    Bumper cans and party fours?
  17. Malaka

    popping it mid-air

    would it be the same principal if a child was born in mid flight?
  18. Malaka

    First Cov pub you had a drink in

    Colin Campbell aged 13, a pint of Brew XI please, it tasted horrible
  19. Malaka

    What the Hell Ever Happened to?

    Brew Xl
  20. Malaka

    What the Hell Ever Happened to?

    I thought this thread might be a bit of fun, people that we so popular and just disappear. I thought the other day WTF ever to Jimmy Nail?
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