Death List 2018 (2 Viewers)

[Malaka]

Thought we needed to get this started. I know its a wee bit premature, but I always have been (According to Mrs Malaka)
Here are my selections:
George Bush Senior
Eileen Derbyshire AKA Emily Bishop
Prince Phillip

 

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[Suffolk sky blues]

Tim & joy February 14 2.30.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Kirk Douglas old
Prince Philip explosion when he realises that Markle isn’t white
Damien Green death by over excessive wanking now he has more time

 

[Otis]

Mel Brooks
Maggie Smith
Gene Hackman
Pete Doherty
Elton John
David Attenborough
All the cast of Mrs. Brown's Boys
Bob Dylan

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Mel Brooks
Maggie Smith
Gene Hackman
Pete Doherty
Elton John
David Attenborough
All the cast of Mrs. Brown's Boys
Bob Dylan

Looks like a wish list Otis

 

[Otis]

Looks like a wish list Otis

No, I like them all except for those utter, utter barstards Smith and Attenborough.

 

[duffer]

Kirk Douglas old
Prince Philip explosion when he realises that Markle isn’t white
Damien Green death by over excessive wanking now he has more time

It can kill you? Why didn't anyone warn me. I'd heard it can make you blind, but I thought that I could just do it until I needed glasses...

 

[Otis]

It can kill you? Why didn't anyone warn me. I'd heard it can make you blind, but I thought that I could just do it until I needed glasses...

I can hear you typing, but can't see who you are.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

It can kill you? Why didn't anyone warn me. I'd heard it can make you blind, but I thought that I could just do it until I needed glasses...

I guess it also depends on location outside lane of the motorway will be more risky than the Houses of Parliament

 

[Houchens Head]

Liz II (Age related)
Phil the Greek (Age related)
Keith Richards (Age related)
Jeremy Clarkson (Sniper)

 

[Otis]

Jeremy Clarkson (Sniper)

Either that or choke on his own bile.

 

[Houchens Head]

Another few to choose from. Perm any 3 from 8!
Doris Day
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Christopher Plummer
Honor Blackman
Vera Lynn
Henry Kissinger

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Prince Phillip
Harrison Ford
Lesley Joseph

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Trump. That'll do.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

...oh and Bob Geldof.

 

[BodicoteSkyBlue]

No particular order
Prince Philip
Norman Tebbit
Michael Heseltine
Sean Connery
Henry Blofeld
Barbera Knox aka Rita
June Brown aka Dot Cotton

 

[mechaishida]

Reality List - A few actors, a few notables and Elton fucking John.

Wish List - Elton fucking John and next door's parrot.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Des O’Connor could be an early one or last minute in 2017

 

[Malaka]

Billy Connolly aint looking too well

 

[oscillatewildly]

Jimmy Greaves
Shane Macgowan
Doug Ellis
Joni Mitchell

 

[LastGarrison]

Bobby George rushed to hospital as well.

 

[Otis]

Jimmy Greaves
Shane Macgowan
Doug Ellis
Joni Mitchell

I thought all of those were already dead.

 

[Gazolba]

Another few to choose from. Perm any 3 from 8!
<snip>
Honor Blackman
<snip>

Honor Blackman will never die, she will always be wearing that leather outfit in my mind.

 

[westcountry_skyblue]

One of the Rolling Stones surely?

 

[Captain Dart]

Ozzy Osbourne
George Bush Snr
Billy Graham
Ronnie Wood
Jimmy Carter

 

[dancers lance]

Gary Glitter would start things of on a positive note.

 

[Malaka]

Ozzy Osbourne
George Bush Snr
Billy Graham
Ronnie Wood
Jimmy Carter

Ozzy is god and can not die \m/

 

[Nick]

Here's one.

Patricia Routledge

 

[CJ_covblaze]

Ozzy is god and can not die \m/

Just over two years ago we said that about Lemmy. If Ozzy is God, Lemmy was the God father.

 

[CJ_covblaze]

Here's one.

Patricia Routledge

She’ll never kick the Bucket and will continue to keep up with her appearances.

 

[Malaka]

Just over two years ago we said that about Lemmy. If Ozzy is God, Lemmy was the God father.

Metal Gods are like Greek Gods, there are loads of them. Lemmy, Ozzy, Iommi, Geezer, Dio, Page, Hetfield, Tate

 

[Otis]

.... Will Young.

 

[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

.... Will Young.

Jesus. What makes you think that?

 

[Otis]

He's not a metal god then?

 

[Grendel]

I know someone who with his work colleagues every year had a dead pool and each put £20 in.

31 August 1997 was a national day of mourning but not for him