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    Football Special Trains to Return

    Be a good excuse for Panorama or World in Action (ask your parents, kids) to re-make their documentary of the 70s on how certain clubs became intent on performing internal remodeling of BR's rolling stock on a Saturday afternoon! Wasn't JH credited with inventing football specials for Sky Blues...
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    Absolutely agree! Wish I’d studied meteorology at uni, they are all hot... Becky Wood, Alex Hamilton, Helen Willetts, etc. Mostly girl next door typed, no, Otis!?!
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    Gatwick Drones

    I think that would be a different charge requiring proof of INTENT to down a plane. Might be tricky to get a jury to agree beyond all reasonable doubt
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    Gatwick Drones

    Nonsense! Trespass is a civil offence so you can’t be arrested for it or charged with it! The charge would be endangering an aircraft which is punishable by 5 years imprisonment.
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    House of Fraser

    I don't know how the well-heeled ladies of the north Cotswolds will cope without HoF - better than their mortification at it being turned into Sports Direct by stealth, I guess! Flannels are c*nts - they recently took some huge payments on my credit card without making the right checks. I...
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    Things that annoy you

    Was that you in the stationery cupboard?!!
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    Things that annoy you

    ... with their young children!
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    Gatwick Drones

    Saw some bloke on Twitter saying it had prevented his grandson from being taken to see Santa in Lapland. He advised the owner of the drone to make sure he covered it in Vaseline, cos when he finds him he's going to shove it straight up his arse!! LMAO
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    Gatwick Drones

    Yeah, you'd have thunk, wouldn't you? Apparently they do that at military airfields and other establishments! Get some farmer with a rifle and pay him a grand to shoot at it!
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    Things that annoy you

    Further to my earlier post, pedestrian crossing lights which take so bloody long to stop the traffic that people take risks crossing between vehicles, or they cross when there is no traffic and the lights then change to red. Ridiculous!
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    Gatwick Drones

    Agreed - shoot the fucker down, or jam the frequencies these things operate on. Just imagine if these things were armed!
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    But obviously so! #justsayin
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    The Apprentice 2018

    :vomit:
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    The Apprentice 2018

    Dare I google her at work? Assuming it is a female Ashley! Well that showed me ... HE is a footballer for Coventry Sphinx, gym owner and personal trainer! Not sure he'd look so good in one of Sian's products!
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    The Apprentice 2018

    Ashley Who?? I'm so out of touch with popular culcha!
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    The Apprentice 2018

    Sweet Jesus - the epitome of lowest common denominator TV!
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    Things that annoy you

    That's self-flagellation of the highest order, Captain!
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    The Apprentice 2018

    Erm ... what???
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    Things that annoy you

    ... like retired people who think Saturday mornings are the only time they can shuffle round Tesco, so as not to interfere with their otherwise packed social calendar, thereby getting in everyone else's way!!
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    The Apprentice 2018

    Was she the one who was slated in the interviews for wanting to blow the entire 250 grand on celebrity endorsements and publicity? Maybe she's been advised that the money could be better spent elsewhere!
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