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Burge Oh Dear

Are Sunderland the biggest bottlers in English football?

Yes it was a stinker.

First one in the bag. Guarenteed profit even if Barnsley lose.

What do we know? Bournemouth have lost their last three games to nil Brentford have won their last four games Swansea have won three of their last 11 games Only Norwich (25) have more wins since late October than Barnsley (23) in the Championship So difficult to predict. My gut feeling...

Not like you to be so positive and humble.

Top lad.

Far away, in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the warm, azure sea. One was named Justin and the other Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by the numerous sharks that patrolled the area. One day, Justin said to Christian...

Watching women’s football reminds me of when I was learning the controls for FIFA.

Almost impossible to call this one. Wish all the teams involved the best of luck as I have no desire to see any of them relegated.

Come in number 9 your time is up. Boss we’ve only got 8 boats. No 6 are you in trouble?

The bloke who scanned my items at the supermarket was rude, unhelpful and smelled like he'd been drinking. That's the last time I use the self-checkout.

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner...

A wealthy husband and his wife were having dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was...

Both.

Wednesday in the final third are woeful.

The reality is Rotherham have lost 4 0n the trot.

2nd in the table over the last 5 games as it stands

That's a fair assessment.

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