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There has never been a season where it is more important not to get relegated. We are at the crossroads of building great things and must for now play at the Ricoh.

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a £10 note in the dog's mouth and a note reading "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, the butcher takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light...

I'm in a bad place right now... ... not mentally, I just mean I'm in Newcastle

We just can't score. Building up for a really bad day if things don't change the second half.

Just tuned in. this is very scrappy.

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Is 1-1

Booom

It will still be down to us.

Long, long way to go yet.

It's no wonder they talk about confidence playing such an important part of being a footballer. A quick read through this thread will explain why.

who are they?

The NHS has reassured me that I don't need to worry about self-isolating. My appearance, my personality and my sense of humour will ensure that nobody will want to be near me.

That made me burst out laughing. Here was I thinking what a lovely idea before your post.

Apart from Hull and Sunderland no team around the top look particulary good at the moment. Sunderland does have a habit of screwing things up so it'll be interesting.

Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man, you really look tired.” His buddy says, “Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time, three, four, even six times a night, every night. She wakes me up at all hours. I just...

Maybe I'm being paranoid but there are 5 Peruvian owls sat on a fence looking in my window... I think they're Inca hoots

All these people moaning about covid restrictions... They need to get out more

The wife suggested if I was bored during lockdown, to make a bird table. Now she's kicking off because I've only put her in fifth place...

Max has been immense today.