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  1. Otis

    Grow Up

    Come again?
  2. Otis

    Grow Up

    Well yeah, but not sure you can get the clap from wanking a dog.
  3. Otis

    Grow Up

    A male one I think.
  4. Otis

    Grow Up

    I reckon it's a mix up. It was a carvery at the CBS and O'Hare went as a guest and when he lined up and got to the vegetable section, they asked him if he wanted a bit of cauli.
  5. Otis

    Grow Up

    More to the point, what has the dog done to deserve that?
  6. Otis

    Keepers going down feigning injury

    Better still, make them wear one of these...
  7. Otis

    Keepers going down feigning injury

    How would that work? Keeper: It's really painful there (points at his foot) Assessor: No, It's not. I don't believe you. Or just say it's your back. GP's can do nothing about it, so neither will an assessor. Anyway, I have the best idea. When a keeper goes down, attend to him, give him a...
  8. Otis

    Drones in the US

    "Drones In The USA" was an early, work in progress version of the Bruce Springsteen song. He then changed the word from "Drones" to "Born" and the rest is history.
  9. Otis

    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    Not in the version I just watched, he wasn't. In mine, he gave all the killing up, retired to Norfolk, married Bianca and then went on to win several gold medals in the East Coast, clay pigeon and hook a duck championships
  10. Otis

    Transfer Rumour Aarón Anselmino

    That's fine. He's never heard of you either.
  11. Otis

    Trump is my favourite comedian of the year already

    Why? Has he been indicted too?
  12. Otis

    Mason-Clark Appreciation Thread

    I'm not going to blow my own trumpet, because I didn't ever say that he would come good But I DID say we had to give him time to come good and not dismiss him as crap, too early. It does take some players quite some time to show their true worth.
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    Match Thread Coventry City - Hull City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Dec

    Good win and we'll obviously take that. Still things that are a problem though. Such small margins, but MVE attempts so many crosses that don't get past the first man and Dasilva is still a worry. He actually was playing very well until the goal. Didn't do enough to try and stop the cross...
  14. Otis

    Match Thread Coventry City - Hull City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Dec

    Fabulous stuff from EMC there He's beginning to show his worth.
  15. Otis

    Match Thread Coventry City - Hull City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Dec

    Yup and it just makes the spectacle a very arduous one and pretty much anti-entertainment
  16. Otis

    Match Thread Coventry City - Hull City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Dec

    It's easy to see what's wrong. We have played pretty well overall and been way in control. We are too powderpuff up front though and greatly miss Wright. Added to that, the crossing has been poor for the most part and we are creating chances, but most of them are half chances and not clear...
  17. Otis

    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    You never heard of spoiler alerts? 🤦 I haven't watched it yet.
  18. Otis

    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    The franchise has evolved quite a bit from it's bawdy, 60's past hasn't it. Not sure this one is going to be that funny at all to be honest.
  19. Otis

    Match Thread Coventry City - Hull City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Dec

    I'm thinking draw again unfortunately. Really could do with the win. I was going to go for 1-1, but as we pretty much always let in 2 goals a game, I had better go for 2-2 and use rescuing a point in the 98th minute.
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    Match Thread Coventry City - Hull City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Dec

    No, but they might turn into the unwashables.
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