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Yup. It's bloody windy here for sure on the east coast. About 54 mph at the moment

Be interested to know how you think you will find out about your own death, Rob. Any thoughts?

Elf, because the other two have Christmas in the title. Or Arthur Christmas, because Santa's first name sure as hell isn't Arthur. Or The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, because that title is wrong and it's called How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Or Elf, because it's just 3 letters. Or Arthur...

I had no idea that's a Christmas film. I haven't seen it. I know, shame on me.

Don't you mean bath? Or are you talking about Bath and Wells?

Niggly Pedantic C*nt?

1. It's A Wonderful Life 2. Home Alone 3. Gremlins 4. Die Hard 5. Miracle on 34th Street

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A better line would be "I bet you like it doggy fashion, don't you, Gromit!"

I've heard they are trying to keep the continuity going as much as possible for future episodes. Makes sense to replace Wallace with Gromit.

Definitely. Otherwise they would be staring at other players' penises In the showers. I mean, I used to do that when I played in my Sunday League football team. And I'm not even gay

And at least four of them will be having the surname, Sheaf.

John Torode appearing a little shocked with it all, I find a bit puzzling. The pair have worked together on MasterChef for nearly 20 years. He must have known and must have seen stuff surely?

No wonder. That's 11 against 1.

I think at some point, we're going to be using every letter of the alphabet. Asexual Buggerer Clitorati Dickless Edger Fetisher Grinder Homosexual Incel Jizzer Kinky Lesbian Muff Diver Nipple Licker (Multiple) Orificer Pisser Questioning Rimmer Spermicider Trans Undergraduate Vagder Wanker X...

Dent May - I'll Be Stoned For Christmas King Mistletoe Jr - Septa Santa Randy Taylor 69 - Kentucky Fried Christmas Surfjan Stevens - Come On Let's Boogey To The Elf Dance Surfjan Stevens - Get Behind Me, Santa Advance Base - Christmas Steve Fort Christmas - The Leave Behind...

Laser. Then you are part cooking it at the same time.

My second favourite of all time. First is Just Like Christmas by Low.

Yeah, she had a little surge too.

Welsh names are always the hardest aren't they.