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I thought this was going to be a joke about people still grieving the loss of Jeremy Beadle*!!! LOL! Only joking! Just having a bit of Friday fun!!! (*No offence intended for those who are still genuinely grieving).

Spermot Moleman, you mean!!! LOL!

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We could promise that we'd purchase these 2 and a half years season tickets to pursuade Sisu to bring us back to the Ricoh and when that works and the deal is sorted, we could all go back on the agreement and point and laugh at Joy Seppala!!! LOLtastic!!! I joke of course, though - two wrongs...

"The Mark 82 (Mk 82) is an unguided, low-drag general-purpose bomb..."* Read into that what you will!!! (*Not my words, the words of Wikipedia - the free encyclopedia).

Les Reid is Edgy's mum?

Are you his mum or something?!?! LOL!!! Only joking, mate!

The splinter group is sat on the fence*!!! LOL! (*This would have to be an old wooden fence for this joke to work properly).

Grammar and punctuation!!! LOL! Only joking, mate!

That's taking NOPM to the next level! LOL!!!

Really?!?! I'd say it was the opposite! It just gets worse and worse!!!

Good one with the 'bull-doza'!!! LOL! How about Cardozonelayer* or Cardiganwearer** as well?!?! (*For this to work you need to use the analogy that Earth is Sisu, Cardoza is the ozone layer, ACL is the sun, and we - the fans - are the toxic gasses that can damage the ozone layer. So if we...

I'd advise you don't make any references to monkeys for the next week or so.

You learn something new every day! Never realised Norwich is in the Midlands!!! Back to school for me! LOL!

Quick! Everyone! Point and laugh at stupot07 - he watches Strictly Come Dancing!!! LOL! Let's all question his sexuality in a light hearted way, taking care not to cause offence to those men with an alternative sexual preference*. (*i.e. Liking men. Not that men who like men in a sexual...

Well this is an absolute disgrace!!! If this is true - and sorry to be very crude here - but I will be using that advert to wipe my ar5e later tonight and then I'll be posting it back to the Telegraph in the morning*!!! When will this tragedy finally end?!?! (*It's highly unlikely that I...

Erm, thanks for the update on your flat, mate! You might want to get on to Rightmove and leave us lot talking about CCFC! LOL!!! Some people!!!

I hope not! You wouldn't be able to see the pitch from the hill then!!! LOL! Only joking, guys!!!

And if the breakaway club ever gets moved out of Coventry we could sing: "Don't take away my Breakaway*!!!" LOL! Love it!!! (*This brilliant pun will only work for you if you can remember the song used in the adverts for the Breakaway chocolate biscuit. If you don't remember this, then...

Nice try, Timmy Wimmy*!!! You come on here pretending to be a fan and trying to get the protest inside; then once the fans are in you'll take our banners off us, hand-cuff us to our seats and stick gaffer tape over our mouths! In the meantime, you're counting the money you've made from us and...