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With a Sky Blue blimp you could carpet-bomb the Stadium of Light with industrial quantities of Coventry's sewage. Avoiding the away end, of course.

The world's gone mad. Trabzonspor to get the three points and a life ban for Istanbulspor.

It's a reference to a surreal thread a while ago. His "cousin" appeared out of nowhere to get him out of a tight spot when things got heated. Contender for thread of the year.

Hiding in plain sight, though he/she did avoid answering my question about involvement with the club.

ChatGPT, deffo.

They'd be laughed out of court, not that it would get that far.

Or undercover plod... 👀

Are you ChatGPT?

Do you work in an official capacity for the club?

I was wondering if an inanimate barrier would be allowed, which would minimise empty seats, and you've just answered that. Thick perspex would allow you to see the whites of their eyes.

Looks like a sharp one.

This, in spades. There is only one way to calculate this. It's a common mistake to conflate percentages with percentage points; they are very different things. Nuance has no place in maths.

Met Office has issued a weather warning for that day: there'll be heavy showers of shit over the Stadium of Shite, so don't forget your brollies. As for the football, we'll be too strong for them if we start with CBS16's selection. Palmer, Godden, etc on as players tire or the tide turns in the...

And that bloke doing his Tai Chi on the pitch? 🤷‍♂️

Looks like the steward in the foreground is about to burst in to flames.

Clive's a gem.

Throwing a few fish his way might have quietened him down.

Chewing lemons.

And drew one too! 😀

Shoo-in, I'd say 😀