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Don’t forget my favourite Stand up, if you love Tatsu Stand up, if you love Tatsu On repeat usually around Boxing Day

Must be I reckon

That’s the rebound of the wright goal I think. He shot from o hares cross, keeper saved, then he shot again and wright nudged it in

E I E I EI O, you-can’t-catch-sa-ka-mo-to He’s getting us promoted, and this is what we sing, we are city we are city Tatsu is our king …I’ll get my coat

Wow thanks for tuning in to that for us to give us the headlines! Happy birthday to your mate

And intelligent with his runs, and a great finisher, and technically very good holding up the ball, and…..

He’s literally nothing like Tyler Walker

And another thing…people queuing/scrambling for the on flight toilet for a 1hr20 minute flight. What the fuck is wrong with these people that you can’t hold a piss (I think/hope?) for 1hr and 20 minutes. They’re usually getting told off by the flight attendants because the seatbelt sign is off...

But Dave people really are fucking thick! Someone who voted brexit who is very close to me the other day was being defended by another family member because “well the politicians lied didn’t they”. Well yes of fucking course they did, they’re politicians! And everyone was telling you they were...

Just watched the whole game back as I was half asleep the other night. Few things - MWE has some absolute wheels on him doesn’t he. When he gets going there is just no catching him. Simms I thought played really well and I genuinely think he will get a couple of goals and the just take off. His...

Amazing, I hope that made your wedding speech

Sat opposite a Thai woman on the train and I thought she was absolutely banging and wearing a naughty little skirt. She made eye contact and I kept thinking please please please don’t get a boner… …but she did

Fair play to you

Good grief. How you all feeling? Bit embarrassed?

Thanks guys appreciate the support 💙

And while they are figuring out if it’s their turn to board, they think well I’ll go stand right near the entrance to the boarding line so that other people who’s turn it is to actually board, have to awkwardly squeeze past me Baggage claim…if I’m standing about 3 or 4 feet away from the...

It’s bonkers. Self awareness and spacial awareness just goes out the window completely like you say. I’m not sure if people just get mad anxiety or something and don’t know how to control themselves

What a ridiculous thing to say Also the minimum wage itself is like 3 bucks an hour or something for service staff Yes it’s not right that customers have to tip - it’s not really a tip anymore if compulsory. The reality is though that you aren’t subsidizing their wages…you’re just seeing an...

Airports. What the fuck happens to humans psychologically that causes them to act in such weird irrational and infuriating ways when they get to an airport and/or on an aeroplane? I would love to see some kind of psychological study. 1.5 hour flight and a (big fat) woman was literally leaning...