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Who's showing it? One of my lads likes both 'hip' and 'hop' so sounds like his sort of thing...

Who was that?

Can I have a little flag to wave please?

Would I get a little plastic flag to wave?

Probably just frustrated that he can no longer get an erection then...

Who is Tim Kalns? Ignore that. Grendel has answered below...

Don't set him off. He'll start posting chess videos...

It's what he did to you before you came round that you really need to worry about...

Might just be somebody with fat fingers using taptalk or something.

Not sure that's any better CD. I'm on here almost daily but rarely post...

Bizarre insults on the match thread today. Somebody is going to break out the spunk trumpet soon...

Was at an end of term do at Warwick Uni back in the 80's and a bunch of the Grange Hill cast were on the dance floor. Tried to score some drugs from Zammo who told me to "fuck off". Bit rude...

So disappointed nobody responded to this. Not even a 'general erection' gag...

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He was probably too off his tits to notice... [massive fucking winky emoji]

What! Bovril break?

There isn't a player called Adam Antium is there?

Egg and squash chat are a great live band but their studio albums all seem a bit lacking...

20% squash seems pretty high. Unless it's that shit stuff you get from Heron...

Popcorn sellers dream...