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Has Frank Beckenbaur died?

Hope you’re ok Pipkin.

Don’t forget those parents who think it’s a good idea to let their kids struggle to offload a 30kg suitcase from the carousel, while they stand around on the ‘phone! Every aspect of airports grinds my gears.

You seem very certain! Anything you want to share with us?

Postmasters

Peter Bone MP loses seat as recall petition triggers by-election Peter Bone MP loses seat as recall petition triggers by-election Surely enough is enough by now?

Gone by Christmas I reckon. 🤔

Minty fresh farts too.

Having read a few obituaries on the fella, I have to ask. How did he manage to live so long!!?

Lunatics with their outdoor Christmas lights on already!

Home wrecker!!

Taylor or Turner, carving up and shoving a tea light in him seems a tad harsh.

Pumpkins still on doorsteps. It’s two weeks ago now, clear the rotting veg away you scruffs.

Spot on!

Fried bread! That’s a food from my childhood, amazed my heart hasn’t packed up, with all the lard I ate as a kid. That and passive smoking.

Conservative MP arrested on suspicion of rape Conservative MP arrested on suspicion of rape oh dear, they’re going to run out of MP’s soon.

just finishing my 3rd of three bottles of Bishops Finger. That’s it then until next weekend.

McDonald’s drive thru Banbury, was feeling a bit peckish. Ordered two cheeseburgers, get to the kiosk to pay only to be informed some anonymous,kindly fella in front has paid for my meal. Wish I’d ordered a mcbig Mac mega meal with the go large option now!! 😃

Chris Waddle pronouncing Arsenal makes me grind my teeth!!

Really?? Hope my dad is one of them! 🤞