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Strangely I think we are going to win and win well - 4 - 1

Can't see a big crowd this Saturday ~ late in the month, just before Christmas.

Shamelessly stolen .... Professor Stephen Hawking goes out on a date. Whe he comes back his glasses are broken, his chin is grazed, his suit is all dirty, and his trousers are ripped at the knees. Apparently, she stood him up.

What a surprise - thug attacks someone.

Before you use big words like hypocrisy you should find out what they mean. The hypocrisy lies in amateurs being banned for life for possibly non-criminal contact with a referee, against professionals being allowed to continue their careers despite serving prison sentances - sometimes for...

Touch a ref and you're banned for life. Kill someone in a car crash when you're stoned, or slap a woman around because she catches you on the job, or beat someone up in a fast foot resteraunt, or assault someone because they're black, and its OK to still play football. double standards ? :slap:

6 weeks and when he comes back he's one booking short of a suspension

I've gone for 1 - 1 ~ Duke again.

They're finally going to publish my book about having sex with herbs ! Its about fucking thyme.

Two posh ladies are takling, one says, "My husband's taking me to Old Trafford next week, it'll be terribly cold." The other says, "Wear the fox hat." The first one replies, "Its in Manchester you ignorant cow."

You know the old adage - you don't change a winning team - gonna be a strong bench tomorrow though.

Well done - I'm gobsmacked ! :o

Bryan Richardson's old pal. :pimp:

This was posted on another site ~ if you've got 10 minutes to spare, give it a view. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F30HqYCYx8Y&feature=share

He didn't see that coming !

I'm currently dating a couple of anorexic girls. Two birds - 1 stone

For heavens sake - leave him alone. The poor lad comes from Leeds - he probably has to listen to his Dad going on about Billy Bremner, and European Championships, and Norman Hunter, and Alan Clarke (Still the best goal poacher I have ever seen) and Don Revie. No wonder he comes to rival boards.

Technologically simple - problem is that you're putting it into a bag of leather than 22 grown men are about to kick the lving shit out of. That requires a complex stability system, and nothing so far will do that without affecting the weight and flight of the ball. Current thought is stick a...

I think the physicality is being over-stated, Turner has obviously been told to stand up and not be pushed around, and Platt is no push over, Jukevitzc is a big lad too, but then we have McSheffrey, baker, and Gunnarsonn none of whom are very large.

Don't remind me of Butcher :slap: