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This is satire, right? RIGHT?!

Didn't pass a late fitness test, so I am at home for this one. I was going to say, on the plus side, I can watch the early game, the bad news is that it's Everton-Utd. What in the fighting for 14th place is that all about?! Hopefully I don't witness any peculiar incidents from the neighbours...

Unless my knee makes a dramatic recovery, looks like I'll be at home for this one. Absolutely gutted as I think we can win this!

In fairness, Bristol City were the better team all game. Middlesbrough were lucky to be 1-0 up.

Van Nistelrooy if this continues:

Surely this works to your advantage? Nick "Increased job satisfaction and family togetherness are a poison for a purveyor of mind-numbing football forums such as myself"

Always late at night when I'm up with nothing better to do. Won't somebody please think of the insomniacs!

Will you excuse me for a moment?

In fairness, the situation is more complex than simply just an attempt to avoid redressing impacted customers, the ruling could (I stress "could" as it is not known what it would be) have wider impacts on brokered consumer finance, as well as the motor industry as finance providers get twitchy...

Very much so. And I will be part of the fantastic reception he receives....when the final whistle has blown but, of course, do not begrudge anyone who chooses to show their appreciation for the fantastic work MR has done for us during a different time. In response to the usage of the word "war"...

I think I'll find it difficult to applaud him before the game, we're in "war mode", don't care who we're playing and who manages them, it's all about the three points. Hopefully, once the game has finished, he can have a walk around the ground where I will be duly applauding, hopefully with...

Simms: Thank you, Danny Rohl. However, in the future, I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a 3pts on it

Am I having a stroke or is everyone doing a bit spelling Bannan's name as "Bannon"?

Jeez, you could tell either way it was exceptionally marginal, so give the onfield decision you boring bunch of bastards

Unlucky Jeremy Beadle or whatever your name is

Hope the ref makes it out of Sheffield alright

....That is what playoff teams do! GET IN!

If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting!

Nah. He's Barry fucking Bannan mate!