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You&re obviously a glass half-full sort of person.

Close call between Tommy H and Ian Wallace.

Was he holding a large cucumber at the time?

I think when Armageddon comes we're more likely to be the food source.

Razor sharp.

Neither. It's an assault rifle.

I'm obliged to jump to the defence of our wasps. They perform a vital role in helping to keep spider and insect numbers down and also play a part in pollination. Admittedly they can be a bit of a nuisance and it's no fun being stung by one, and I know this because one was lurking in my tinnie...

No "o" in Irn-Bru.

The grouo vomit scene in Family Guy is a front-runner - accept it's not cinema though.

Hope it's long enough to cover your modesty.

And they're the fuckers who tend to go the fastest! Lot of single-track roads round us and there are some cyclists who are obviously doing timed runs, clad head to toe in black lycra. Anyone else sharing the road is just a nuisance. If and when they do eventually pull in to a passing place, they...

The butter one, yes. The rest just popped in to my head as I was furiously jabbing at the keyboard. Plenty more to come.

Can't face wading through 486 pages so apologies in advance for what surely must be in there somewhere - cafes and restaurants that give you butter straight out of the fridge. Cuntish drivers who don't use their indicators. Cats killing birds. Climate change being blamed for everything. Current...

Arrested development.

A thing of beauty.

Triangles might be more appropriate.

Well known member indeed.

Dovin running keeper.

If you're a Mackem, it would make a pleasant change to human faeces.

His ethnicity was a mystery to me.