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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    You're probably best staying at home and doing some body weight exercises. Do you have a chin up bar?
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    EURO 2021

    Dammit! I was really looking forward to Lower Liechtenstein V Vatican City.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Hasn't a big retailer already gone bust today? The already dying high street may be finally killed off by this.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I could do this quarantine thing forever I think. I have no problem sitting around the house not having to deal with people. Food, TV, guitar, Xbox, cats, etc. Lots to do and I didn't even mention wanking.
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    Supermarket shortages

    I used to to get Polish Cheetos from Asda. They were so much cheesier than the normal versions or Wotsits. My fingers were luminous orange for days after.
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    EURO 2021

    Does anyone really care? The Euros are the Carabao Cup of world football.
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    Supermarket shortages

    Those Strong crisps are the only crisps I've found that actually follow through on their promise to be hot.
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    Supermarket shortages

    If anyone is really stuck, you can buy old army ration packs online. Has anyone else watched endless hours of this guy? If not please do.
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    Are you happy

    People saying "chin up" to people with anxiety or depression.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    All online shopping has been booked out for weeks so your best bet is to either order through click and collect because the shops complete the orders at the start of the day when stocks are replenished or to go to a 24 shop very early when they've restocked. I couldn't find any fresh meat in...
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    Are you happy

    This has all come so quickly that most people weren't really taking it seriously until a few days ago. I few of my friends went over to Dublin for the weekend and drank in a packed Temple Bar and now they realise it probably wasn't sensible. It's just human nature to try to crack on and act as...
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    Are you happy

    Is it a combination of worries regarding the virus or is there one aspect of it that's causing the worry?
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Just seen a twat carting a trolly full of toilet rolls to his car. Blitz spirit.
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    Things that annoy you

    It pisses me off when someone else is driving and I'm giving them the directions off the sat nav and they constantly question me or don't listen properly. Me: Take the next left Driver: No, it can't be the next left Me: Well it says the next left Driver: But how can it be?! Or, Me: Take...
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    Film Thread 2019

    A modern day classic.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    This thread is actually intended for discussion about the effects of the virus on football but it's just turned into another brexit slanging match. POINT PROVEN NEXT!
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Who doesn't?!
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    If you started a thread about cats it would descend into politics within no time. Some people just can't help themselves.
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    Things that annoy you

    It's theatre for people like him. I can't imagine he'd give two shits if half the population died as long as he got his vast slug like face on TV a bit more.
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