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  1. fellatio_Martinez

    Death List 2020

    Extra points if he gets run over by a Morrison's van.
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    Fury has been acting very differently. Not his usual flamboyant self but as you say it could all be part of the plan. I'll be watching on BT Sport. It'll be worth the £20.
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    Shooting In Germany.

    Has the guy got any ties to a group or is he the just another modern day self radicalised nutter?
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    Are you happy

    I don't see the whole no fap movement as being particularly helpful to the average single man. If you're not getting sexual release from a partner and you have a high sex drive it's just going to make you more pent up. Masturbation is perfectly healthy and has many benefits both mentally and...
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    I didn't like that Fury had a hoodie, cap and sunglasses on. It was like he didn't want to be seen.
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    Are you happy

    Yeah, unfortunately the age old cliche of girls going for "bad boys" is true. They don't necessarily want to date a twat but the confidence the twat has is attractive.
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    Death List 2020

  8. fellatio_Martinez

    Fury v Wilder 2

    It's a tried and trusted method of selling fights. If you don't like it no one is making you watch it. You god damn good for nothing bum!
  9. fellatio_Martinez

    Death List 2020

    Don't just put names up like that ffs! I thought he had pumped his last iron for a second.
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    Are you happy

    I hate to sound cliche but there's someone out for there for everyone and I guarantee that once you lose your virginity a whole different world of possibilities will open up for you. I think most men are terrified of women when they're virgins because women are mysterious keepers of the vagina...
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    It depends what you're judging it on. I don't think Wilder or Fury have really caught the American publics attention so the PPV figures won't touch any of the classic fights. But for me it's definitely one of the biggest fights in recent years.
  12. fellatio_Martinez

    Fury v Wilder 2

    Fury says he's going to stop Wilder in the second round and come out swinging. I reckon he's talking shite and is deliberately trying to make Wilder prepare for something that isn't going to happen.
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    Peep show

    I thought the Brent film was utter dross and undid all the good work 2 series and a Christmas special did. It's no wonder Stephen Merchant didn't want anything to to do with it.
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    Don’t wait for another 56years

    Haha. We'll have a new stadium on mars by then! Haha
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    One of the most depressing things to do is to google woman you fancied 10-20 years ago to see what they look like today. Saying that. If I was 5 beers in I'd happily take this plump bird home for an erotic evening that she would instantly forget.
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    Inside number 9

    Episode 3 was easily the weakest of the lot.
  17. fellatio_Martinez

    Peep show

    Yes, series 1-2 are classic.
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    Peep show

    The English The Office is my favourite. I liked The US one a lot but it did go down hill considerably towards the end. Wasn't Fawlty Towers a bit racist as well, especially towards the Irish?
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    Things that annoy you

    Why do some people say "half a dozen" just say six. We're not in a Dicken's novel you bellend.
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