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I love IKEA. There's nothing like walking around a massive warehouse for 4 hours trying to read Swedish names for various tat and then coming out with a single fork that I don't even need and horrific back pain for rest of the day. "Huge blow this"

Start on Series 4. That's when the incredibly clever interwoven stories really click into gear. It makes The Wire look like Hollyoaks.

That's okay. Just because you don't like something doesn't make you wrong it just means I no longer respect your opinion.

I heard about the Funk dying a few months back. Very sad news. I thought episode two would have been perfect for him. I hope they pay him some kind of tribute in this season.

It's a joy to behold. I love the little bits of improvisation. When Larry dipped his nose into Richard Lewis's coffee and Richard exclaimed "What are you, a fucking goose?" I had to pause the show because I was laughing so much.

Do you like The Office and other comedies that focus on quite awkward / cringe worthy scenarios?

Ready Or Not It's billed as a horror but it's more of a comedy. It's quite like Knives Out in that it's very self aware and a bit smug. I didn't really enjoy it apart from one or two moments. 5/10

Come around to my house on Curry night and you won't be disappointed.

This is my absolute no.1 pet hate. I'd rather hear someone shitting themselves very violently than have to endure some mouth breaking c**t work their way through a packet of crisps.

I've noticed that when he's playing well people refer to him as Matty but when he's struggling it's simply Godden. Very disturbing.

How about they turn Nuneaton into a huge Guantanamo Bay style holding area for baddies?

The Friday afternoon high to Monday morning low gets me every single time. I can't really hold a conversation until Wednesday lunch time.

That's that scariest thing about these nutters. It doesn't take an ounce of intelligence or planning to grab a knife and start stabbing people which makes it almost impossible for the police to intercept before some damage is done. Simply locking these degenerates up for life will never be fly...

It should have been nominated for every award under the sun.

Makes a change from eating them.

I really enjoyed the first two episodes of the new series of Curb. It's a different beast than it used to be but it still makes me laugh on a consistent basis and so far I think this series is stronger than the last one.

Coffee shops with lazy workers that can't be bothered to clear the tables so you have to pick up someone elses dirty cups and plates and move them elsewhere.

I magician never reveals their secrets.

I can't remember the last time I came from behind.

There's an ignore button.