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did somebody let you down?

other peoples kids

as you said, she's got family down there, not you. You should be very generous, and allow here to go (on her own)

what did the dog do for the first 5 miles?

he landed on a bale of hay

Men (not kids) who wear baseball caps at all.

Dogger 4 to 6 , becoming slight or moderate, then rough , occasionally poor at first

people that deliberately set their clocks 5 minutes ahead, to apparently fool themselves into never being late. And then proceed to tell you 'don't worry, its 5 minutes fast' when you look at the clock.

Not sure about Neilson, but pretty sure Jimmy Saville drove a petrol car :)

Am I a plastic fan? - Not at all. Well done on supporting your (now) local team Did I make a fair decision? - It sounds as though you did. Am I a total Knobhead? - You're a 17 year old from Liverpoool... of course you're a knobhead :)

I had it for years and tried this (alongside all of the other suggestions i.e. lose weight, roll tennis ball under foot etc) Plantar Fasciitis Sock (physioroom.com) Wearing it drove me mad for the first few nights, but after much perseverance it helped. Keeps the foot stretched whilst you...

i don't get it

now you're being ridiculous

A little worrying. Is she in charge of what you do in every second of your day? If she won't 'allocate' you any time to do these jobs, what does she make you do during this time instead?

Chairman Tim Fisher said "The new CCFC stadium at the Warwick Uni site will be the first of its kind in the world, and completely carbon neutral. It will be totally invisible from all angles, the whole project will use zero energy, and the building itself will be constructed entirely from fresh...

you must be a shit armed robber

Why didn't you intervene?

People that name their kid 'Noah'

I think that was why you never caught anything. Fish aren't attracted to tea. You should use worms or maggots or something instead.

why not just spray the pitch with water before the game, connect it to the mains, and have some way of electrocuting a player if he went ofside during the game. Persistant offenders would soon learn to stay onside, negating the need for VAR.