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It's another term for rendering the fat off the bacon. I'd never say it myself, mind.

I accidentally touched my cat's arsehole this morning. Kind of ruined my day tbh.

I see articles all the time now that read e.g "Man gives birth to twins in Australia" No, it's not a fucking man as that would be impossible. It's as if people have just abandoned all scientific facts and decided to live in make believe land.

Many people still fall for this shit. I'll often find people at work discussing "this crazy weather we're due" and it inevitably leads back to The Daily Mail or Express. They are quite ingenuous though. I remember caving into one of their click bait articles that read "UK TEMPS SET TO PLUNGE...

Yeah, I think I'll definitely give it a miss. I can never get pissed while sick anyway. It just makes me feel groggy and the mixture of beer and cough medicine results in the very real possibility of shitting myself.

I know it's not technically new but I'm watching the second series of Making A Murderer and although it's interesting in parts, every episode feels the same and there's a lack of twists like we got on the first series.

I'm getting the cold / flu and I'm supposed to be going out Friday night but I'm dreading it and might just stay in bed and eat a whole packet of hob nobs or something equally as indulgent.

I gave in a few years ago and downloaded the whole saga. I watched the first film and just couldn't get into it. It wasn't terrible but I was expecting something far better. I think it's something you have to get into as a kid or have parents or siblings that introduce you to it and then it...

That doesn't have anything to do with the misleading tweet though which you initially rubbished as being a non story when it clearly wasn't. Great virtue signalling there.

C*nts nowadays would say "Go live in the USA"

She's getting a bit crusty now I'm afraid so I wasn't getting erotically involved although she does demand a fingering at one point.

No you fuckwit. I compared the hypothetical reaction if Trump did the same thing she did. Please try to comprehend things before rushing in waving your knickers around.

There's an interesting The Irishman bonus feature on Netflix where Scorcese, De Niro, Pesci and Pacino sit down and talk about the film. The most interesting part is Pesci's terrible wig.

A Marriage Story. I half loved and half hated this because it's an honest and mostly well acted film about proper human relationships but on the other hand it has some overly wanky dialogue and a pomposity about it which seems ripe for awards season. Scarlett Johansson over acts and is just...

Well you said it..

So you think Aspergers made her team tweet something misleading? Otherwise I don't see why you mentioned it.

I'm sure he'll supply us with a picture of the bet to add substance to his claim...

We'll finish around 10th and I'll put 10p on with any c*nt who disagrees with me.